March 30th, 2009 / 1:47 pm
Haut or not

Haut or Not: contributor couplet

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Justin Taylor

Of course there’s Barthelme — and Lish, and Brautigan, and Markson — these writers are not knee-jerk ambivalent with form, but better, curious about its malleability. They always nodded to the past, full circle. A hot rating is likely, if not inevitable, but what concerns me more is that pile of rubber bands, the Grateful Dead box set, and the array of book marks. Justin, please don’t tell me you’re one of those bookish hipster kids who wear rubber bands like a bracelet. If those function any way as cock rings, congratulations, your girth is unyielding. I had to google St. Mark’s Bookshop and it’s a pleasure imagining you perusing the shelves (we all love that glue and pulp smell) but must you take a complimentary bookmark every single time? Or are those testament to each book you bought there? As for the Grateful Dead — to borrow a line from my mother whenever she heard Motley Crue coming out of my room, “I can smell them from here.” Free love is okay, free drugs is probably better, but these guys were just annoying. I do give Justin props for boldly fracturing his rubber band bracelet image. Should we ever see Justin with a beard, we’ll know that shit ain’t Walt Whitman. Nah, it’s positively Haight Street. How about this for a c/o Lish title: Will you please take a shower, please?

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Matthew Simmons

That old Joan Didion (the book, not her) is tempting, and everyone loves Michael Kimball, yes. I always liked Hemingway’s short stories more than his novels; his sentences were so uncommitted that it felt like the word counts should have been too. Big time props on David Berman’s Actual Air (Berman fronted the late and great Silver Jews). Before we get too gushy, let us direct our attention to Self-Injury, Mutants, and Lord Minimus: The Extraordinary Life of Britain’s Smallest Man. Simmons seems involved in the visceral transgressions of bodies — the ‘weird ass shit’ God let pass on his day off. I’m a Sunday Child myself, just see my eczema. I don’t know what’s under Simmons’ shirt — a tattoo I can deal with, two piercings might make me sigh; I just don’t want to see his twin brother as a calcified fetus coming out of his side, for with Matthew, a question like ‘what’s up bro?’ is all in the family.

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16 Comments

  1. pr

      I think I know how old both of these guys are so I can’t really guess thier ages.

  2. Justin Taylor

      Yeah, they stick one of those bookmarks in every book of theirs you buy. The rubberbands are from my landlord- he bands my apartment’s mail together when he separates it out from his own (everything gets delivered to his office on the 1st floor). I save them for the same reason I save the bookmarks- because you just never know.

      ps- re The Grateful Dead, you can suck my rubberbanded cock.

  3. Justin Taylor

      Yeah, they stick one of those bookmarks in every book of theirs you buy. The rubberbands are from my landlord- he bands my apartment’s mail together when he separates it out from his own (everything gets delivered to his office on the 1st floor). I save them for the same reason I save the bookmarks- because you just never know.

      ps- re The Grateful Dead, you can suck my rubberbanded cock.

  4. Ryan Call

      i wear rubberbands like bracelets

  5. Ryan Call

      i wear rubberbands like bracelets

  6. pr

      I have a rubber band ball that is larger than a softball. Maybe I’ll take a picture of it. It exists thanks to the mailperson.

  7. Jimmy Chen

      i don’t feel good about that

  8. Jimmy Chen

      i don’t feel good about that

  9. Ryan Call

      its okay, i dont feel good about it either

  10. Ryan Call

      its okay, i dont feel good about it either

  11. Matthew Simmons

      Sometimes I wear rubber bands as bracelets, but only so I can snap it against my wrist over and over and over and over…

      Self-Injury.

  12. Matthew Simmons

      Sometimes I wear rubber bands as bracelets, but only so I can snap it against my wrist over and over and over and over…

      Self-Injury.

  13. Matthew Simmons

      Also, between Mutants and that book about funerals, an old hardcover copy of Medical Curiosities.

      Oh, also.

  14. Matthew Simmons

      Also, between Mutants and that book about funerals, an old hardcover copy of Medical Curiosities.

      Oh, also.

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