August 27th, 2009 / 2:09 pm
Haut or not

Hot or Naut: Dick Cheney

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(via Gawker) A photo of Dick Cheney’s bookshelf was leaked from a then-public Picassa album for some party that the Cheneys hosted at their home. We feel a Haut or Not is called for.

Had Cheney known The Great War was about World War I and not Iraq, we would’ve saved his amazon credit for a new pacemaker. That phallic shaped thing adorning the silhouetted figure on Liberty! is, of course, a gun. Glad to see him exhibiting tolerance for the french Photo du Jour. Prior to such internationalism, the only thing “of the day” concerning him was Lipitorâ„¢. One wonders if Dick can read Arabic, as seen on one of the spines. As for Kuwait, he c-couldn’t k-wait to get started.

Of course, eyes are really on those Matryoshka dolls, which has metaphorical meaning to Russians as “similar object-within-similar object,” so we can assume that the irony, while intentional, was lost in translation. “Matryoshka” comes from the latin “mother,” and the whole incumbency thing symbolizes fertility — though when looking at the dolls, the only mother that comes to mind is motherfucker.

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6 Comments

  1. KevinS

      I think people are too bored by this stack to even comment, Jimmy.

  2. KevinS

      I think people are too bored by this stack to even comment, Jimmy.

  3. Blake Butler

      surely his edition of 120 Days of Sodom is in the bathroom next to the shitter

  4. Blake Butler

      surely his edition of 120 Days of Sodom is in the bathroom next to the shitter

  5. Hayden Derk

      This left me feeling a little unfulfilled but it’s really my own fault.

      I was expecting or rather, hoping, for something more along the lines of this this being on his shelf.

      D=

  6. Hayden Derk

      This left me feeling a little unfulfilled but it’s really my own fault.

      I was expecting or rather, hoping, for something more along the lines of this this being on his shelf.

      D=