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˙ʎuɐɯɹǝƃ uı ǝsnoɥ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɔıu sıɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ (ƃuıoqƃuıoq ɐıʌ)

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  1. andrew

      The History Of Western Philosophy
      Socrates-“I’m gay.”

      Plato-“I wrote down what my boss said but it might just be what I said.”

      Aristotle-“I’m so old-fashioned. Fuck!”

      Jesus-“I don’t know why I gave up so easy. My philosophy is weak.”

      Seneca-“It will be okay, I think, or maybe not.”

      Augustine-“I’m Christian, but I am a serious philosopher.”

      Aquinas-“Me too!”

      Machiavelli-“I’m the dude who is the favorite philosopher of every dumb bro.”

      Descartes-“I think therefore…..whatever.”

      Pascal-“I believe in God because I don’t want to go to hell.”

      Spinoza-“We need to start pissing people off.”

      Locke-“I’m a racist.”

      Hobbes-“I’m a douche.”

      Rousseau-“I want to go on a walk.”

      Voltaire-“Shit sucks.”

      Kant-“I will explain everything but you will learn nothing.”

      Adam Smith-“I love money!”

      Mill/Bentham-“Sex is good; so is reading a book.”

      Schopenhauer-“I hate life, I think. Maybe not.”

      Hegel-“I am going to kill you and then steal half of your clothes.”

      Marx-“It is impossible to misinterpret my philosophy.”

      Dostoevsky-“I write really long books.”

      Kierkegaard-“God is alive, I think.”

      Nietzsche-“God is dead, pretty much.”

      Dewey/James-“We’re American.”

      Weber-“Bureaucracy!”

      Freud-“There’s something I really want to say but I’m staying silent.”

      Wittgenstein-“Why should I say anything?”

      Jaspers-“I’m random but I fit in somehow.”

      Husserl-“I’m important.”

      Heidegger-“I’m a Nazi.”

      Arendt-“I am a Jew but I think Heidegger is cool.”

      Jung-“I am indifferently opposed to Nazis.”

      Lacan-“You probably can’t understand anything I say.”

      Sartre-“We’re totally free and this makes total sense!”

      Camus-“We’re totally free and this makes no sense!”

      De Beauvoir-“We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”

      Althusser-“We’re not free.”

      Foucault-“Yeah, we’re not free.”

      Derrida-“Yeah. I hate myself. And you.”

      Adorno-“Everyone is so critical.”

      Rorty-“We got to get back to how shit used to be.”

      Rawls-“We need to help the poor.”

      Nozick-“Fuck the poor.”

      Habermas-“What the fuck did you say?”

      Peter Singer-“I think he’s talking shit about my animal friends.”

      Baudrillard-“Fuck it.”

      Zizek-“Youtube me!”

      Clancy Martin-“Google video me!

  2. andrew

      The History Of Western Philosophy
      Socrates-“I’m gay.”

      Plato-“I wrote down what my boss said but it might just be what I said.”

      Aristotle-“I’m so old-fashioned. Fuck!”

      Jesus-“I don’t know why I gave up so easy. My philosophy is weak.”

      Seneca-“It will be okay, I think, or maybe not.”

      Augustine-“I’m Christian, but I am a serious philosopher.”

      Aquinas-“Me too!”

      Machiavelli-“I’m the dude who is the favorite philosopher of every dumb bro.”

      Descartes-“I think therefore…..whatever.”

      Pascal-“I believe in God because I don’t want to go to hell.”

      Spinoza-“We need to start pissing people off.”

      Locke-“I’m a racist.”

      Hobbes-“I’m a douche.”

      Rousseau-“I want to go on a walk.”

      Voltaire-“Shit sucks.”

      Kant-“I will explain everything but you will learn nothing.”

      Adam Smith-“I love money!”

      Mill/Bentham-“Sex is good; so is reading a book.”

      Schopenhauer-“I hate life, I think. Maybe not.”

      Hegel-“I am going to kill you and then steal half of your clothes.”

      Marx-“It is impossible to misinterpret my philosophy.”

      Dostoevsky-“I write really long books.”

      Kierkegaard-“God is alive, I think.”

      Nietzsche-“God is dead, pretty much.”

      Dewey/James-“We’re American.”

      Weber-“Bureaucracy!”

      Freud-“There’s something I really want to say but I’m staying silent.”

      Wittgenstein-“Why should I say anything?”

      Jaspers-“I’m random but I fit in somehow.”

      Husserl-“I’m important.”

      Heidegger-“I’m a Nazi.”

      Arendt-“I am a Jew but I think Heidegger is cool.”

      Jung-“I am indifferently opposed to Nazis.”

      Lacan-“You probably can’t understand anything I say.”

      Sartre-“We’re totally free and this makes total sense!”

      Camus-“We’re totally free and this makes no sense!”

      De Beauvoir-“We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”

      Althusser-“We’re not free.”

      Foucault-“Yeah, we’re not free.”

      Derrida-“Yeah. I hate myself. And you.”

      Adorno-“Everyone is so critical.”

      Rorty-“We got to get back to how shit used to be.”

      Rawls-“We need to help the poor.”

      Nozick-“Fuck the poor.”

      Habermas-“What the fuck did you say?”

      Peter Singer-“I think he’s talking shit about my animal friends.”

      Baudrillard-“Fuck it.”

      Zizek-“Youtube me!”

      Clancy Martin-“Google video me!

  3. Molly Gaudry

      How did you make the text upside down?

  4. Molly Gaudry

      How did you make the text upside down?

  5. thomas p levy

      probably used one of those unicode generators i would imagine since it’s not an image.

      pretty cool

  6. thomas p levy

      probably used one of those unicode generators i would imagine since it’s not an image.

      pretty cool

  7. thomas p levy

      De Beauvoir-”We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”

      lol

  8. thomas p levy

      De Beauvoir-”We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”

      lol

  9. rachel

      It’s not funny! It’s dangerous!

  10. rachel

      It’s not funny! It’s dangerous!

  11. jereme

      molly,

      if you look real close you’ll notice it’s not actually upside down. it is a combination of international characters and western letter characters (a n is used to show an upside down U).

      it is a neat trick.

  12. jereme

      molly,

      if you look real close you’ll notice it’s not actually upside down. it is a combination of international characters and western letter characters (a n is used to show an upside down U).

      it is a neat trick.

  13. reynard seifert

      i’m high as hell too, jereme

  14. reynard seifert

      i’m high as hell too, jereme

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  19. andrew

      hey jimmy in your list of tom hanks movies why dont you have saving private ryan? that shit starts in the ocean. it would come between cast away and splash.

  20. andrew

      hey jimmy in your list of tom hanks movies why dont you have saving private ryan? that shit starts in the ocean. it would come between cast away and splash.

  21. Merzmensch

      uosıɐɯ ǝun sɐd ʇsǝ,u ıɔǝɔ

  22. Merzmensch

      uosıɐɯ ǝun sɐd ʇsǝ,u ıɔǝɔ

  23. Jonny Ross

      exactly

  24. Jonny Ross

      exactly

  25. Michael James

      bwar….

  26. Michael James

      bwar….