March 4th, 2010 / 8:49 pm
Random & Snippets

Faith No More used to be “Faith No Man,” which was way more awesome; The Cure used to be “Easy Cure,” which was lame; Motörhead considered the name “Bastard,” which would have sucked; Oasis used to be “The Rain,” which was totally stupid; Pink Floyd used to be “Tea Set,” then “The Pink Floyd Sound,” then “The Pink Floyd,” until finally just Pink Floyd, which is understandable; Pixies used to be “Pixies In Panoply,” which sounds retarded; Queen used to be called “Smile,” which seems about the same level of okayness; Radiohead used to be “On a Friday,” which was really stupid; Van Halen used to be “Mammoth,” until David Lee Roth suggested the former, which is surprising because of their ego war.

54 Comments

  1. james yeh

      mammoth seems awesome

  2. james yeh

      mammoth seems awesome

  3. jesusangelgarcia

      Led Zeppelin used to be the Yardbirds.
      Cream used to be the Yardbirds.
      Jeff Beck used to be the Yardbirds.

  4. jesusangelgarcia

      Led Zeppelin used to be the Yardbirds.
      Cream used to be the Yardbirds.
      Jeff Beck used to be the Yardbirds.

  5. Matt Cozart

      Sparks used to be Halfnelson. I’m not sure what to do with that.

  6. Matt Cozart

      Sparks used to be Halfnelson. I’m not sure what to do with that.

  7. damon

      Pavement used to be Battle Scars GO!

  8. damon

      Pavement used to be Battle Scars GO!

  9. Nick Antosca

      A friend of mine was in a very good band that did okay but nowhere near as well as they should have done or were expected to do. I am convinced it was because of the name, which was simply a very ill-advised choice.

  10. Nick Antosca

      A friend of mine was in a very good band that did okay but nowhere near as well as they should have done or were expected to do. I am convinced it was because of the name, which was simply a very ill-advised choice.

  11. jesusangelgarcia

      Bob Dylan used to be Robert Zimmerman.

      Jimi Hendrix used to back up Little Richard.

      Ornette Coleman had his saxophone smashed by other musicians at an open jam.

      (Am I off topic?)

  12. jesusangelgarcia

      Bob Dylan used to be Robert Zimmerman.

      Jimi Hendrix used to back up Little Richard.

      Ornette Coleman had his saxophone smashed by other musicians at an open jam.

      (Am I off topic?)

  13. anon

      Black Sabbath used to be Earth.

  14. anon

      Black Sabbath used to be Earth.

  15. Tyler

      Pearl Jam used to be Mookie Blaylock, honoring the NBA point guard. I thought that was nice.

  16. Tyler

      Pearl Jam used to be Mookie Blaylock, honoring the NBA point guard. I thought that was nice.

  17. Shooty Babbitt

      Someone needs to name their band after me, Shooty Babbitt, former second baseman for the Oakland Athletics.

  18. Shooty Babbitt

      Someone needs to name their band after me, Shooty Babbitt, former second baseman for the Oakland Athletics.

  19. a moorad

      pink floyd was initially called ‘the megadeaths’ too…

  20. a moorad

      pink floyd was initially called ‘the megadeaths’ too…

  21. Adam R

      Sweatpants used to be Crystal Wolf Sweatpants.

  22. Adam R

      Sweatpants used to be Crystal Wolf Sweatpants.

  23. Tony O'Neill

      I like when bands take a second choice name from another band. Like The Warlocks, who took their name from the original name of the Velvet Underground.

      Someone should definitely take “Bastard” which Jimmy I think is a great name for a band. I had a very short lived band called “The Cocksucker Blues”. We broke up because we could never live up to the promise of that name.

      Other great band name: “Selfish Cunt”, who are gone but not forgotten. They had a fun single called “Britain Is Shit / Fuck the Poor”

  24. Tony O'Neill

      I like when bands take a second choice name from another band. Like The Warlocks, who took their name from the original name of the Velvet Underground.

      Someone should definitely take “Bastard” which Jimmy I think is a great name for a band. I had a very short lived band called “The Cocksucker Blues”. We broke up because we could never live up to the promise of that name.

      Other great band name: “Selfish Cunt”, who are gone but not forgotten. They had a fun single called “Britain Is Shit / Fuck the Poor”

  25. davidpeak

      goo goo dolls?

  26. davidpeak

      goo goo dolls?

  27. davidpeak

      or no wait, they are not “very good.” they are not even good. they are bad.

  28. davidpeak

      or no wait, they are not “very good.” they are not even good. they are bad.

  29. Gian

      This is hilarious

  30. Gian

      This is hilarious

  31. anon

      haha @ “Britain Is Shit / Fuck the Poor” genius

  32. anon

      haha @ “Britain Is Shit / Fuck the Poor” genius

  33. anon

      Outkast used to be The Misfits (then they found out it was already taken, so looked for a synonym for “misfit”)

  34. anon

      Outkast used to be The Misfits (then they found out it was already taken, so looked for a synonym for “misfit”)

  35. james yeh

      the grateful dead used to be “the warlocks”

      caribou used to be “manitoba” until he was threatened with legal action from richard “handsome dick” manitoba

  36. anon

      Bob Dylan used to be The Bob Dylans.

  37. james yeh

      the grateful dead used to be “the warlocks”

      caribou used to be “manitoba” until he was threatened with legal action from richard “handsome dick” manitoba

  38. anon

      Bob Dylan used to be The Bob Dylans.

  39. dave e

      Wilco and Son Volt, Tweedy and Farrar to be exact, should have stayed Uncle Tupelo

  40. dave e

      Wilco and Son Volt, Tweedy and Farrar to be exact, should have stayed Uncle Tupelo

  41. dave e

      ha ha.

      “fall down” (came out in the early 90’s) was good but yeah they really got billowy (and raked it in)

  42. dave e

      ha ha.

      “fall down” (came out in the early 90’s) was good but yeah they really got billowy (and raked it in)

  43. dave e

      Cutting Crew?

      Glass Tiger?

      Kajagoogoo?

      Toad the Wet Sprocket?

      Cobra Starship?

  44. dave e

      Cutting Crew?

      Glass Tiger?

      Kajagoogoo?

      Toad the Wet Sprocket?

      Cobra Starship?

  45. Jimmy Chen

      hm, wonder if that’s where megadeth got its name

  46. Jimmy Chen

      hm, wonder if that’s where megadeth got its name

  47. Jimmy Chen

      wilco is from “will comply” some recording studio jargon

  48. Jimmy Chen

      wilco is from “will comply” some recording studio jargon

  49. Matt Cozart

      two-way radio jargon. as in “roger wilco”: received, will comply.

      it would have been slightly funny if son volt had been called roger instead.

  50. Matt Cozart

      two-way radio jargon. as in “roger wilco”: received, will comply.

      it would have been slightly funny if son volt had been called roger instead.

  51. dave e

      agreed, that would have been slightly funny.

      i’ve seen farrar in concert. i can only imagine the depths of his humor.

  52. dave e

      agreed, that would have been slightly funny.

      i’ve seen farrar in concert. i can only imagine the depths of his humor.

  53. jonny ross

      nirvana was originally called fecal matter, skid row, pen cap chew, ted ed fred et al

  54. jonny ross

      nirvana was originally called fecal matter, skid row, pen cap chew, ted ed fred et al