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Wheel of Fortune
The answer isn’t “Asshole,” as the letter “s” would have lighted up in the primary round of letters — yet that is what we see, what we hear. Language lives in the eye and ear before it enters the brain, except for Vanna White’s, who stares ahead with a straight botoxed face wondering why all the snickers? I don’t know what the correct answer is, keep on seeing A S S H O L E, like think about anything but elephants and what do you think? The elephant in the room is at once both erroneous and implicit, its verity beyond its actuality. The contestant (let’s call her Cphog) no doubt is thinking what we’re thinking, the expletive that doesn’t exist but might as well. Say goodbye to that 25K or SUV honey, you’re linguistically fuckd, missing vowels or not.
Tags: Wheel of fortune
It is not always a “key…”.
keyhole?
foxhole?
it’s pothole. And the contestant is a friend of mine.
can’t be pothole. she picked ‘p’ already and it ain’t lit up
I say its foxhole too
no, then the ‘o’ in fox wudda been lit
dammit . . . i don’t know how to play this game. i don’t watch television.
what about airhole?
Pinhole
Are the rules to this game that hard to follow? The word does not contain: R S T L N E C P H O G, unless it is already lit up on the board.
Apparently, yes…
it’s mudhole
In no way related — a bit of found poetry for the titans of hypertext
1.A BLUE HAT, 1.СИНЯЯ ШЛЯПА.
2.A GREEN HAT? 2.ЗЕЛЕНАЯ ШЛЯПА?
3.NO. 3.НЕТ.
4.IT IS BLUE. 4.ОНА – СИНЯЯ.
5.THIS BUS. 5.ЭТОТ АВТОБУС.
6.IS IT RED? 6.ОН – КРАСНЫЙ?
7.NO. 7.НЕТ.
8.IT IS GREEN. 8.ОН – ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ.
9.THAT BUS. 9.ТОТ АВТОБУС.
1O.GREEN,TOO? 1О.ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ ТОЖЕ?
11.IT IS NOT. 11.ОН НЕ ЕСТЬ.
12.NOT GREEN. 12.НЕ ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ.
13.IT IS BLUE. 13.ОН – СИНИЙ.
(Dig the Houseman allusion, that’s how you can tell it’s real poesy^H^Htry)
Bumhole?
It is not always a “key…”.
keyhole?
foxhole?
it’s pothole. And the contestant is a friend of mine.
can’t be pothole. she picked ‘p’ already and it ain’t lit up
I say its foxhole too
no, then the ‘o’ in fox wudda been lit
dammit . . . i don’t know how to play this game. i don’t watch television.
what about airhole?
Pinhole
Are the rules to this game that hard to follow? The word does not contain: R S T L N E C P H O G, unless it is already lit up on the board.
i wish someone would linguistically fuck me tenderly
Apparently, yes…
it’s mudhole
In no way related — a bit of found poetry for the titans of hypertext
1.A BLUE HAT, 1.СИНЯЯ ШЛЯПА.
2.A GREEN HAT? 2.ЗЕЛЕНАЯ ШЛЯПА?
3.NO. 3.НЕТ.
4.IT IS BLUE. 4.ОНА – СИНЯЯ.
5.THIS BUS. 5.ЭТОТ АВТОБУС.
6.IS IT RED? 6.ОН – КРАСНЫЙ?
7.NO. 7.НЕТ.
8.IT IS GREEN. 8.ОН – ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ.
9.THAT BUS. 9.ТОТ АВТОБУС.
1O.GREEN,TOO? 1О.ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ ТОЖЕ?
11.IT IS NOT. 11.ОН НЕ ЕСТЬ.
12.NOT GREEN. 12.НЕ ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ.
13.IT IS BLUE. 13.ОН – СИНИЙ.
(Dig the Houseman allusion, that’s how you can tell it’s real poesy^H^Htry)
Bumhole?
i wish someone would linguistically fuck me tenderly
utah… olé!
paul, you are a moron – see that has two o’s and one couldn’t be lit without the other
paul, you are a moron – see that has two o’s and one couldn’t be lit without the other
r.l. stine
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