Alex Trebek’s Day Job
Who is Yves Klein? And is he aware that it took a wrong turn when he started using female bodies as stamps? And if an artist can “own” a color, or a writer a style, are we not really just patent lawyers with our pre©ious copyrights? What if we are all pseudonyms, and the real writer is life? If Alex Trebek quit his day job, would you eventually feel smarter? And if rhetorical questions are supposed to work, why does this question mark look like an ass bent over? Jeopardy! is like religion, supplying the answers first then asking questions. Hey, I got a question: what the fuck, philosophically, of course.