June 3rd, 2010 / 6:05 pm
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Alex Trebek’s Day Job

Who is Yves Klein? And is he aware that it took a wrong turn when he started using female bodies as stamps? And if an artist can “own” a color, or a writer a style, are we not really just patent lawyers with our pre©ious copyrights? What if we are all pseudonyms, and the real writer is life? If Alex Trebek quit his day job, would you eventually feel smarter? And if rhetorical questions are supposed to work, why does this question mark look like an ass bent over? Jeopardy! is like religion, supplying the answers first then asking questions. Hey, I got a question: what the fuck, philosophically, of course.

17 Comments

  1. June 3rd, 2010 / 6:21 pm Jordan—

      Deep. (Blue.)

  2. June 3rd, 2010 / 7:36 pm Gian—

      Jay-Z owns this color, doesn’t he? Or did I make that up so I could hate him even more?

  3. June 3rd, 2010 / 7:38 pm marshall—

      “KRS already made an album called Blueprint.”

  4. June 3rd, 2010 / 7:55 pm bryan—
  5. June 3rd, 2010 / 8:35 pm Jak Cardini—

      whoa.

  6. June 3rd, 2010 / 10:21 pm Jordan—

      Deep. (Blue.)

  7. June 3rd, 2010 / 11:36 pm Gian—

      Jay-Z owns this color, doesn’t he? Or did I make that up so I could hate him even more?

  8. June 3rd, 2010 / 11:38 pm Guest—

      “KRS already made an album called Blueprint.”

  9. June 3rd, 2010 / 11:55 pm bryan—
  10. June 4th, 2010 / 12:35 am Jak Cardini—

      whoa.

  11. June 4th, 2010 / 1:08 am Tadd—

      I mean if we’re going to make it a KRS-One vs. Jay-Z thing, I’m going to have to go with KRS-One. But do we really have to make it a KRS-One vs. Jay-Z thing?

  12. June 4th, 2010 / 5:08 am Tadd—

      I mean if we’re going to make it a KRS-One vs. Jay-Z thing, I’m going to have to go with KRS-One. But do we really have to make it a KRS-One vs. Jay-Z thing?

  13. June 4th, 2010 / 9:14 am marshall—

      “Too many blueprints, not enough architects.” -Joe Budden

  14. June 4th, 2010 / 1:14 pm Guest—

      “Too many blueprints, not enough architects.” -Joe Budden

  15. June 4th, 2010 / 1:56 pm Blake Butler—

      i wish you could program a whole episode of Jeopardy questions Jimmy

  16. June 4th, 2010 / 5:56 pm Blake Butler—

      i wish you could program a whole episode of Jeopardy questions Jimmy

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