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Yankee Pot Roast: One-line lists
Tomorrow I will post a collaborative One-line lists on Yankee Pot Roast, which, as mentioned, I’m guest editing thru Monday. I invite anyone to submit in the comment section. YPR is a humor site, so it should be ‘funny’ — though keep in mind I have a twisted sense of humor. I don’t mean gross (Sam Pink), just twisted. Barry Graham and Matthew Simmons are already in it.
Here’s an example of a one-line ‘humorous’ list:
What I thought carried salmonella
Salmon
Ok, not hilarious, but at least interesting right? Ok. Fuck you too.
If you want to be cited properly, please include your full name spelled correctly. And no offense if/when I don’t pick your entry. I have limited space.
The piece will go up on Yankee Pot Roast Saturday.
Tags: humor, lists, Yankee Post Roast
I’m not sure I should attach my name to this but… Lincoln Michel:
Types of People Not Referred to When Someone Yells “Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children?!”
Pedophiles
I’m not sure I should attach my name to this but… Lincoln Michel:
Types of People Not Referred to When Someone Yells “Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children?!”
Pedophiles
what i smell when everyone is getting ready for a party with drinks and food
perfume
i am not sure that these aren’t just called jokes? they seem like one-liners to me.
anyways:
Candy Composed of Chocolate, Toffee, and Dead Celebrities:
– Heath Ledger Bars
and
Things Lou Bega Orders at McDonalds
– Combo #5
(ben segal)
i am not sure that these aren’t just called jokes? they seem like one-liners to me.
anyways:
Candy Composed of Chocolate, Toffee, and Dead Celebrities:
– Heath Ledger Bars
and
Things Lou Bega Orders at McDonalds
– Combo #5
(ben segal)
lou bega one is the shit
lou bega one is the shit
god i am still laughing at the lou bega
god i am still laughing at the lou bega
What i think about when I see old women?
grey pubes
What i think about when I see old women?
grey pubes
jereme: BRILLIANT
jereme: BRILLIANT
thank you barry
thank you barry