December 12th, 2008 / 7:31 pm
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Yankee Pot Roast: One-line lists

Tomorrow I will post a collaborative One-line lists on Yankee Pot Roast, which, as mentioned, I’m guest editing thru Monday. I invite anyone to submit in the comment section. YPR is a humor site, so it should be ‘funny’ — though keep in mind I have a twisted sense of humor. I don’t mean gross (Sam Pink), just twisted. Barry Graham and Matthew Simmons are already in it.

Here’s an example of a one-line ‘humorous’ list:

What I thought carried salmonella

Salmon

Ok, not hilarious, but at least interesting right? Ok. Fuck you too.

If you want to be cited properly, please include your full name spelled correctly. And no offense if/when I don’t pick your entry. I have limited space.

The piece will go up on Yankee Pot Roast Saturday.

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15 Comments

  1. Lincoln

      I’m not sure I should attach my name to this but… Lincoln Michel:

      Types of People Not Referred to When Someone Yells “Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children?!”

      Pedophiles

  2. Lincoln

      I’m not sure I should attach my name to this but… Lincoln Michel:

      Types of People Not Referred to When Someone Yells “Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children?!”

      Pedophiles

  3. miles

      what i smell when everyone is getting ready for a party with drinks and food

      perfume

  4. ben

      i am not sure that these aren’t just called jokes? they seem like one-liners to me.

      anyways:

      Candy Composed of Chocolate, Toffee, and Dead Celebrities:

      – Heath Ledger Bars

      and

      Things Lou Bega Orders at McDonalds

      – Combo #5

      (ben segal)

  5. ben

      i am not sure that these aren’t just called jokes? they seem like one-liners to me.

      anyways:

      Candy Composed of Chocolate, Toffee, and Dead Celebrities:

      – Heath Ledger Bars

      and

      Things Lou Bega Orders at McDonalds

      – Combo #5

      (ben segal)

  6. Blake Butler

      lou bega one is the shit

  7. Blake Butler

      lou bega one is the shit

  8. Blake Butler

      god i am still laughing at the lou bega

  9. Blake Butler

      god i am still laughing at the lou bega

  10. Jereme Dean

      What i think about when I see old women?

      grey pubes

  11. Jereme Dean

      What i think about when I see old women?

      grey pubes

  12. barry

      jereme: BRILLIANT

  13. barry

      jereme: BRILLIANT

  14. jereme

      thank you barry

  15. jereme

      thank you barry