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Does your life suck or blow?

I. SUCKS

II. BLOWS

66 Comments

  1. Jimmy Chen

      my life sucks though i often wished it blew

  2. Jimmy Chen

      my life sucks though i often wished it blew

  3. Nathan Tyree

      I’m with you there

  4. Vaughan Simons

      I respectfully disagree. Surely death is a high point of both?

  5. Nathan Tyree

      I’m with you there

  6. Vaughan Simons

      I respectfully disagree. Surely death is a high point of both?

  7. stephen

      It appears to be “sucking ass” currently : )

  8. stephen

      It appears to be “sucking ass” currently : )

  9. ZZZZIPP

      my coordinates aren’t anywhere on these graphs

  10. ZZZZIPP

      my coordinates aren’t anywhere on these graphs

  11. EC

      Blucks.

  12. EC

      Blucks.

  13. mjm

      The third one.

  14. mjm

      The third one.

  15. Jhon Baker

      I have a similar comment today in my blog. I suggest you check it out. Also, it has been found that creative people are often crazy enough to be diagnosed as such, so knowing this I don’t think writers and poets who are worth a damn ever really get above that line – only in moments where the laurels are too heavy to cast aside and burn.

  16. Jhon Baker

      I have a similar comment today in my blog. I suggest you check it out. Also, it has been found that creative people are often crazy enough to be diagnosed as such, so knowing this I don’t think writers and poets who are worth a damn ever really get above that line – only in moments where the laurels are too heavy to cast aside and burn.

  17. tao

      lol…

  18. tao

      lol…

  19. Lincoln

      one last caress…

  20. Lincoln

      one last caress…

  21. amoorad

      ditto

  22. amoorad

      ditto

  23. aaron steely

      fucked if you do.
      fucked if you don’t.
      i feel refreshed.

  24. aaron steely

      fucked if you do.
      fucked if you don’t.
      i feel refreshed.

  25. Aluminum Shark

      “lol”

  26. Aluminum Shark

      “lol”

  27. dave erlewine

      you’re lumping oprah’s book club in with charlie rose interview?

      Looks like I’m close to death, either way you slice it. Thanks…Jimmy for ruining my night. Oh and you misspelled marriage so, um, gotcha back!

  28. dave erlewine

      you’re lumping oprah’s book club in with charlie rose interview?

      Looks like I’m close to death, either way you slice it. Thanks…Jimmy for ruining my night. Oh and you misspelled marriage so, um, gotcha back!

  29. sasha fletcher

      i have got something to say.

  30. sasha fletcher

      i have got something to say.

  31. bob dylan

      ‘lol’
      ‘or something’

  32. bob dylan

      ‘lol’
      ‘or something’

  33. Jon Cone

      Slouching toward publication.

  34. Amy

      Certainly accurate enough as a starting point for investigation. Suggest drafting a graph displaying the life of a writer who does not get to meet Charlie Rose or Oprah Winfrey.

  35. Amy

      Certainly accurate enough as a starting point for investigation. Suggest drafting a graph displaying the life of a writer who does not get to meet Charlie Rose or Oprah Winfrey.

  36. Aaron

      Both look pretty sweet to me. They publish, people read their work.

      One issue: why is death automatically categorized as bad? I imagine death will come with a sense of relief, so good.

  37. Aaron

      Both look pretty sweet to me. They publish, people read their work.

      One issue: why is death automatically categorized as bad? I imagine death will come with a sense of relief, so good.

  38. ce.

      I killed your baby today.

  39. ce.

      I killed your baby today.

  40. anon

      i am an unhappy person

  41. anon

      i am an unhappy person

  42. ZZZZIPP

      SORRY TO HEAR THAT ANON

  43. ZZZZIPP

      SORRY TO HEAR THAT ANON

  44. Tim Ramick

      I find myself coming to HTMLGIANT simply to read ZZZZIPP’s comments and feel better about the world (in a chuckling sort of way) for some too-fleeting moments. Is there any help for me? Am I a ZZZZIPPaholic? Do I need intervention?

  45. Tim Ramick

      I find myself coming to HTMLGIANT simply to read ZZZZIPP’s comments and feel better about the world (in a chuckling sort of way) for some too-fleeting moments. Is there any help for me? Am I a ZZZZIPPaholic? Do I need intervention?

  46. Stu

      My life sucks, but you know… one thing sucks has that blowing doesn’t… is the hedonism, and that is the best part!

  47. Stu

      My life sucks, but you know… one thing sucks has that blowing doesn’t… is the hedonism, and that is the best part!

  48. isaac estep

      Why is puberty so high up there?

  49. isaac estep

      Why is puberty so high up there?

  50. Matt Cozart

      puberty is the decline from the relative happiness of childhood

  51. Matt Cozart

      puberty is the decline from the relative happiness of childhood

  52. ZZZZIPP

      zzzippp

  53. ZZZZIPP

      zzzippp

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  55. Tim Ramick

      A sip of cripppled zzzymmetry ≠ the hair of the dog.

  56. Tim Ramick

      A sip of cripppled zzzymmetry ≠ the hair of the dog.

  57. Tim Ramick

      and death is the crash at the end of either brakeless slide (though I wish the writer’s life got the steeper thrill)

  58. Tim Ramick

      and death is the crash at the end of either brakeless slide (though I wish the writer’s life got the steeper thrill)

  59. Marilyn Wise

      Major suck, especially since I just read that my radical views on slavery and Benjamin Franklin will have to be published IN A MAGAZINE OF GOOD REPUTE before I can get my book published. Self-publication looks more likely every day.

  60. Marilyn Wise

      Major suck, especially since I just read that my radical views on slavery and Benjamin Franklin will have to be published IN A MAGAZINE OF GOOD REPUTE before I can get my book published. Self-publication looks more likely every day.

  61. Phill

      I read “Does your wife suck or blow…”
      Explains why I thought all you guys are just weird!!

  62. Phill

      I read “Does your wife suck or blow…”
      Explains why I thought all you guys are just weird!!

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  64. Sean

      Mine blucks

  65. Sean

      Mine blucks

  66. Mr Go

      sucks , blows , shaken , stirred , blended into diarrhea , poured on the ground = something grows .