September 29th, 2010 / 1:37 pm
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Would anyone like to buy me a present, like a sculpture, to put in my home?

12 Comments

  1. September 29th, 2010 / 6:11 pm zusya—

      why. just… why.

  2. September 29th, 2010 / 6:13 pm zusya—
  3. September 29th, 2010 / 6:36 pm Ommzms—

      Reading Evenson’s Baby Leg, and leaving a signed, blood-stained copy on one’s coffee table, could have the same eviscerating effect as disembodied fetus heads.

  4. September 29th, 2010 / 9:00 pm Mykle—

      Hi Nick,

      I am in possession of a decorative baby-head sculpture that needs a good home. Can i just ship it to you?

      It is not articulated, and it also involves a cat. But it is very tasteful. And perky. And you can store liquor in it.

      -mykle-

  5. September 29th, 2010 / 9:07 pm Roxane—

      I have a headless baby mannequin. I call it headless baby.

  6. September 29th, 2010 / 9:25 pm Nick Antosca—

      Are you serious?

  7. September 29th, 2010 / 11:30 pm Mykle—

      Totally.

      If it helps, I am willing to tell you that I paid several thousand dollars for it. (Though I would be lying.)

  8. September 29th, 2010 / 11:32 pm Mykle—

      mmm … reddened skin folds!

  9. September 29th, 2010 / 11:35 pm Mykle—
  10. September 29th, 2010 / 11:46 pm Nick Antosca—

      Is it large? How much would it cost to ship it? Email me, nick.antosca [at] gmail …

  11. September 30th, 2010 / 12:30 am Mykle—

      (shuffle of e-mail in background …)

  12. September 30th, 2010 / 1:37 am I. Fontana—

      What about a painting? Or a framed poster that looks like it’s a painting? (Not painted by me. At some point….I think not too long before my wife-to-be came over from France, I did some redecorating or something. Some woman I don’t know very well who’s an artist [I’m not familiar with or all that curious about her work] said that pictures on the wall ought to be framed. This had never crossed my mind. It does make them look more impressive, however.

      But it also means I’m more reluctant to take them down, because of the work she did, even though I never see her now.

      I’m watching Robert Downey Jr as a very athletic, stunt-driven Sherlock Holmes. I hate fucking unrealistic stunts.