I don’t know how scientific this is, but the results keep on moving and makes me feel it’s alive. Put in an author’s name and poof!

I put in Rick Moody (that Moody guy), Gore Vidal (that old guy), and Mishima (that guy who stabbed himself the Japanese way) and I was like, “Yah, seems about right.”

Then I put in “your mom,” and was like, “what the fuck.”