I’m going to become a millionaire when I invent an invisible, self-directed, ambulatory device that slaps people’s stock phrases right out of their mouths. (Even mine. Especially mine.) “At this point in time.” “To be completely honest.” I had a crazy boss who would always ask for the “quick and dirty version” of something or the “soup to nuts version” of it. That was kind of entertaining, though.
My creature will look like Big Dog, except invisible and with a smacking hand.