May 28th, 2010 / 11:03 am
Mean

SMACKER

I’m going to become a millionaire when I invent an invisible, self-directed, ambulatory device that slaps people’s stock phrases right out of their mouths.  (Even mine.  Especially mine.)  “At this point in time.”   “To be completely honest.”  I had a crazy boss who would always ask for the “quick and dirty version” of something or the “soup to nuts version” of it.  That was kind of entertaining, though.

My creature will look like Big Dog, except invisible and with a smacking hand.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM

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12 Comments

  1. Ryan Call

      it all comes down to at the end of the day, it is what it is.

  2. Adam R

      I was like, “OK, I’ll check out this video for a few seconds,” and then I couldn’t stop watching it.

  3. gavin pate

      I’m watching this video with Arcade Fire’s “Wake Up” blasting and I might just start cheering.

  4. Ryan Call

      when it started slipping, i felt bad for it.

  5. Ryan Call

      it all comes down to at the end of the day, it is what it is.

  6. Adam Robinson

      I was like, “OK, I’ll check out this video for a few seconds,” and then I couldn’t stop watching it.

  7. gavin pate

      I’m watching this video with Arcade Fire’s “Wake Up” blasting and I might just start cheering.

  8. Ryan Call

      when it started slipping, i felt bad for it.

  9. ZZZZZIPP

      ZZZZIPP FEELS TOO MUCH COMPASSION FOR BIGDOG

      I LOVE IT AND WANT TO HIDE FROM IT AT THE SAME TIME

      FEEL LIKE WHEN IT COMES (WHEN ITS FRIENDS COME) EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN ME AS PHOTONS. BIG DOG COULD NEVER SQUEEZE HIMSELF SO SMALL.

  10. ZZZZZIPP

      ZZZZIPP FEELS TOO MUCH COMPASSION FOR BIGDOG

      I LOVE IT AND WANT TO HIDE FROM IT AT THE SAME TIME

      FEEL LIKE WHEN IT COMES (WHEN ITS FRIENDS COME) EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN ME AS PHOTONS. BIG DOG COULD NEVER SQUEEZE HIMSELF SO SMALL.

  11. ce.

      My manager has a lot of “gut checks.”

      Also, did anyone else see more deer-like movements than dog-like?

  12. ce.

      My manager has a lot of “gut checks.”

      Also, did anyone else see more deer-like movements than dog-like?