[Matchup #26 in Tournament of Bookshit]

internet vs. intellect

i’ll probably never get a facebook friend request from a dude or an email from a male professor again, but:

horny middle aged balding poetry professor on campus vs.

horny college aged dude-bro poet on facebook

starts talking to you about gender and offers you an independent study on Judith Butler

starts talking to you about gender and offers to publish you in his online journal

winner: if the journal is well put together with other impressive contributors, bro READ MORE >