February 18th, 2010 / 7:11 pm
Craft Notes & Web Hype

5 blars (or brain cattails, put in your head-vase)

1.) The University of Indiana’s main library sinks one inch per year. Why? The engineers forgot to calculate the weight of? [Go ahead, lovers, guess]

2.) Badass Pub Crawl in LA. What do you say to Aimee Bender while drunk? “Yo! Can I stumble into, vomit on every reviewer so lazy as to compare you to Ray Carver, Aimee? ? Can I be like your anklet monitor, Aimee? Just near you? I like the way you spell your name.” Crash.

3.) “true originality doesn’t exist anyway, only authenticity” Bullshit meter?

4.) An interview with Carole Maso (Brian Evenson on the inquiry machine). This is old, OK. “HTML is a blog, what is this old shit, yo?” Blah blah. Go lift weights in the shower, so you can sweat yourself and clean yourself simultaneously. Now you’re in the future. So chill-axe.

5.) This Heide Hatry shit is bloody and controversial so just be careful and don’t swoon on me. (We all know pigs are smarter than dogs [don’t get me started on cats] but pigs taste great, right?] Etc. Etc. Yawn. Slurp. Etc.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyHq26xJ5as

Tags: , , , ,

32 Comments

  1. Daniel Morris

      Call me old fashioned, but I think stealing someone else’s work and pretending that it’s your own is lazy, and borderline criminal. I get that we live in a re-mix culture, but shouldn’t there be, uh, like, rules? This kind of logic, that it’s acceptable to just take what you want from others without giving them credit or compensation, is fucking infantile. How would this girl feel is someone transcribed her entire novel and slapped their name on it and claimed it as their own? Is that okay? The only reason people steal is because they can.

  2. Daniel Morris

      Call me old fashioned, but I think stealing someone else’s work and pretending that it’s your own is lazy, and borderline criminal. I get that we live in a re-mix culture, but shouldn’t there be, uh, like, rules? This kind of logic, that it’s acceptable to just take what you want from others without giving them credit or compensation, is fucking infantile. How would this girl feel is someone transcribed her entire novel and slapped their name on it and claimed it as their own? Is that okay? The only reason people steal is because they can.

  3. darby

      yeah, that’s old fashioned thinking.

  4. darby

      yeah, that’s old fashioned thinking.

  5. ZZZZIPP

      THAT FIRST ONE IS AN URBAN LEGEND

      PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY MAJOR LIBRARY THAT’S JUST BEEN REDESIGNED

      THAT NEWISH AVANT GARDE ONE AT MIT, ROBARTS HERE IN TORONTO

      YOU GOT FOOLED. WHAT KIND OF INCOMPETENT ENGINEER FORGETS TO ACCOUNT FOR THE CONTENTS OF A BUILDING? YOU KNOW HOW MANY REDUNDANCIES THEY BUILD INTO THOSE THINGS TO GUARD AGAINST THE UNFORSEEN????

      STILL THERE IS AN INTERESTING INSIGHT ABOUT ANXIETY/FOLLY OF KNOWLEDGE OR SOMETHING IN THERE

  6. ZZZZIPP

      THAT FIRST ONE IS AN URBAN LEGEND

      PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY MAJOR LIBRARY THAT’S JUST BEEN REDESIGNED

      THAT NEWISH AVANT GARDE ONE AT MIT, ROBARTS HERE IN TORONTO

      YOU GOT FOOLED. WHAT KIND OF INCOMPETENT ENGINEER FORGETS TO ACCOUNT FOR THE CONTENTS OF A BUILDING? YOU KNOW HOW MANY REDUNDANCIES THEY BUILD INTO THOSE THINGS TO GUARD AGAINST THE UNFORSEEN????

      STILL THERE IS AN INTERESTING INSIGHT ABOUT ANXIETY/FOLLY OF KNOWLEDGE OR SOMETHING IN THERE

  7. Sean

      Urban legends rock. They teach like 3 card tricks. They introduce you. But I didn’t know. Though doesn’t it stink of one? It do. My brain fault.

  8. Sean

      Urban legends rock. They teach like 3 card tricks. They introduce you. But I didn’t know. Though doesn’t it stink of one? It do. My brain fault.

  9. ZZZZIPP

      I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE TRICKS, WHAT ARE THEY?

  10. ZZZZIPP

      I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE TRICKS, WHAT ARE THEY?

  11. ZZZZIPP

      THIS MAY BE BULLSHIT:

      YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR ART/CRAFT AND SOME REAL SKILLS BEFORE YOU CAN STEAL PROPERLY. DON’T KNOW IF THIS GERMAN GIRL HAS THOSE THINGS, AT 17 THAT FEELS UNLIKELY. BUT SHE COULD. IF THAT’S THE CASE THEN ALRIGHT, IF NOT SHE WON’T LAST LONG ANYWAY

  12. ZZZZIPP

      THIS MAY BE BULLSHIT:

      YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR ART/CRAFT AND SOME REAL SKILLS BEFORE YOU CAN STEAL PROPERLY. DON’T KNOW IF THIS GERMAN GIRL HAS THOSE THINGS, AT 17 THAT FEELS UNLIKELY. BUT SHE COULD. IF THAT’S THE CASE THEN ALRIGHT, IF NOT SHE WON’T LAST LONG ANYWAY

  13. Sean

      Tricks of like NY artists, scams that teach, I mean like card tricks and scams of street artists that actually have a moral component. I mean there is a whole ethic system where they actually feel they are “teaching” the tourists (while taking their $$), about reality vs appearance, about Big City vs home, on and on. It is quite fascinating. The scammer as actually conduit of “common sense” or at least a pause before jumping, or etc.

  14. Sean

      Tricks of like NY artists, scams that teach, I mean like card tricks and scams of street artists that actually have a moral component. I mean there is a whole ethic system where they actually feel they are “teaching” the tourists (while taking their $$), about reality vs appearance, about Big City vs home, on and on. It is quite fascinating. The scammer as actually conduit of “common sense” or at least a pause before jumping, or etc.

  15. Sean

      Harry Anderson maybe wrote a book on this?

  16. Sean

      Harry Anderson maybe wrote a book on this?

  17. ZZZZIPP

      he did! you know, zzzzippp always thought Harry Anderson was Dave Barry, growing up

      thank you for this information. zzzzipp thinks it is valuable advice actually, things like that also happen in Toronto (every one is from some Northern city and they just need money to get back on the bus,someone stole their wallet! that one is pretty effective until you wise up, but by then they stop approaching you anyway).

  18. ZZZZIPP

      he did! you know, zzzzippp always thought Harry Anderson was Dave Barry, growing up

      thank you for this information. zzzzipp thinks it is valuable advice actually, things like that also happen in Toronto (every one is from some Northern city and they just need money to get back on the bus,someone stole their wallet! that one is pretty effective until you wise up, but by then they stop approaching you anyway).

  19. ZZZZIPP

      he did (thanks to Wikipedia) I mean

  20. ZZZZIPP

      he did (thanks to Wikipedia) I mean

  21. Matt Cozart

      “University of Indiana”???

      You mean like, “University of Ball State”?

      One of my few life-purposes is to correct people about this whenever it comes up: *Indiana University*. Have a nice day!

  22. Matt Cozart

      “University of Indiana”???

      You mean like, “University of Ball State”?

      One of my few life-purposes is to correct people about this whenever it comes up: *Indiana University*. Have a nice day!

  23. Sean

      Ball State makes no mistakes.

  24. Sean

      Ball State makes no mistakes.

  25. ce.

      I believed in my head that Sean translated it into Italian and then back into English via Babelfish.

  26. ce.

      I believed in my head that Sean translated it into Italian and then back into English via Babelfish.

  27. mimi

      Today’s assignment, write a sentence using these letters:

      aaaaBeeeikkllmmnoSsssttt

  28. mimi

      Today’s assignment, write a sentence using these letters:

      aaaaBeeeikkllmmnoSsssttt

  29. Adam

      They say the same thing about the UMass library (Du Bois).

  30. Adam

      They say the same thing about the UMass library (Du Bois).

  31. Sean

      I snoped it. It’s like a 40 year old urban legend. So I feel small which is nice.

  32. Sean

      I snoped it. It’s like a 40 year old urban legend. So I feel small which is nice.