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Slayer / Htmlgiant
I’ve always liked it when fans cut SLAYER into their bodies (nobody does this with country or jazz; satan rulz). I like htmlgiant a lot, but not enough to cut it into my body. Instead, I asked my wife (got married, fyi) to write HTMLGIANT with Sriracha hot sauce in her best “slayer font,” and in case you think I’m a wus, it totally burned. Satanic music jeopardized my relationship with my mom, as she forbid me to listen to it. Htmlgiant has at times jeopardized my relationship with my wife, as I’m always on it and sort of ignoring her. She’s all “can you heat up the peas?” and I’m like “comment shit-storm babe, really emo now.” So this is an open thank you to a) Slayer: for shredding, b) htmlgiant: for being a bunch of racist fags¹, c) my mom: for eventually letting me be satanic, and d) my wife: for heating up the god damn peas herself.
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i name this day Jimmy Chen day.
i name this day Jimmy Chen day.
yr wife did a good job with that slayer font
yr wife did a good job with that slayer font
lol
lol
She’s all “can you heat up the peas?” and I’m like “comment shit-storm babe, really emo now.”
indeed, JC day.
She’s all “can you heat up the peas?” and I’m like “comment shit-storm babe, really emo now.”
indeed, JC day.
second
second
You’ve inspired me to write Janey Smith on my apartment wall in blood colored crayon. Why Janey Smith? Oh I don’t know. She’s all I can think about these days…
You’ve inspired me to write Janey Smith on my apartment wall in blood colored crayon. Why Janey Smith? Oh I don’t know. She’s all I can think about these days…
jimmy is the champion of the world…
jimmy is the champion of the world…
heavy mthl
heavy mthl
3rd
mr. chen: congrats on the wife, btw! yes! matrimony!
3rd
mr. chen: congrats on the wife, btw! yes! matrimony!
are you really married jimmy?
good luck with that…
are you really married jimmy?
good luck with that…
Blood and cum covered crayon
Blood and cum covered crayon
thanks K.
thanks K.
yah, ’tis realz bra — s’all good
yah, ’tis realz bra — s’all good
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16
Fuck slayer. It’s all about the Black Metal. Motherfucking Mayhem. De Mysterius Dom Sathanas, bitches
to qualify, Reign in blood is evil; just not evil enough.
Fuck slayer. It’s all about the Black Metal. Motherfucking Mayhem. De Mysterius Dom Sathanas, bitches
to qualify, Reign in blood is evil; just not evil enough.
i’m more of an emperor kind of guy–but your sentiment is much appreciated.
i’m more of an emperor kind of guy–but your sentiment is much appreciated.
Emperor? not a fan I have to say. Must be grim, more hiss than music (Ulver’s Nattens Madrigal, anything like Xasthur, Leviathan, Striborg) – I’m not a fan of keys. somehow they don’t sound particularly evil.
Emperor? not a fan I have to say. Must be grim, more hiss than music (Ulver’s Nattens Madrigal, anything like Xasthur, Leviathan, Striborg) – I’m not a fan of keys. somehow they don’t sound particularly evil.
early darkthrone?
early darkthrone?
Transylvanian Hunger is one of the greatest albums ever recorded. That is high art.
Transylvanian Hunger is one of the greatest albums ever recorded. That is high art.
World–needs–more–Chen. Congratulations, Jimmy, on getting married. I wish you both decades of love.
World–needs–more–Chen. Congratulations, Jimmy, on getting married. I wish you both decades of love.
Ross, do you know the band WOLD? Love them. Striborg, too. One guy alone in a room, soaked in weird reverb and strong beer gurgling and spitting into a microphone.
Ross, do you know the band WOLD? Love them. Striborg, too. One guy alone in a room, soaked in weird reverb and strong beer gurgling and spitting into a microphone.
screech owl is great
screech owl is great
Married?
Bad call.
Then again, that is a Top 10 sauce. I cake that on water.
Married?
Bad call.
Then again, that is a Top 10 sauce. I cake that on water.
i’ll be okay sean. i got good advice from dr. phil, he said “you want to be happy or right?” and that has resonated deeply in me.
i’ll be okay sean. i got good advice from dr. phil, he said “you want to be happy or right?” and that has resonated deeply in me.
haha. i wish phil wrote experimental fiction.
haha. i wish phil wrote experimental fiction.
I like to jog to Screech Owl.
I like to jog to black metal.
I like to jog to Screech Owl.
I like to jog to black metal.
aw, i think this is cute. and it’s so very true, to expand this, about ‘us’ liking things but not enough to carve their name into our skin.
aw, i think this is cute. and it’s so very true, to expand this, about ‘us’ liking things but not enough to carve their name into our skin.
congratulations!
congratulations!
well congrats on the union. i hope she makes your heart flutter.
but marriage is for suckers. i learned that the hard way. hence the good luck wish.
well congrats on the union. i hope she makes your heart flutter.
but marriage is for suckers. i learned that the hard way. hence the good luck wish.
Who WOULDN’T want to marry Jimmy Chen?!
Who WOULDN’T want to marry Jimmy Chen?!
Hey, if you want right and unhappy, you go. I say congrats.
(Aside: Also I generally do not doubt J chen. He is clearly smarter than me. Not being an ass. Seriously.)
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Hey, if you want right and unhappy, you go. I say congrats.
(Aside: Also I generally do not doubt J chen. He is clearly smarter than me. Not being an ass. Seriously.)
S
Imagine my surprise and utter delight upon reading that Jimmy Chen has gotten married.
As a relative newcomer to HTML GIANT, it was not so very long ago that, while reading the contributor profiles in ABOUT HTMLGIANT, I learned that Jimmy “lives in San Francisco” with his “domestic partner” and their “stuffed alligator”. Well, you can imagine the conclusion I immediately leapt to about his…er…uh…well….you know, _preferences_. And there was the shaved head, the Buddha-like calm expression with just a hint of mischief. A blue shirt, hipster glasses. The excellent use of the word “sommelier”. The Madonna-fucking-Inn for cripe’s sake.
Of course there were clues to the contrary. The sangria-in-a-juice-glass. He wanted to ….. something….. with a girl in eighth(?) grade…. (_I_ wanted to …..something….. with a girl in eighth grade…..) (When I was in tenth grade. Not _now_, you perve!) And he did call someone a “dickbag” in a recent comment thread, a word I have never heard uttered by any of the friends “of Dorothy” that I have.
So, even though you don’t “know me from Adam”, I send across the bay to you, Jimmy, congratulations on your nuptials, and I wish you and the new missus many years of happiness together.
The whole “peas – comment shit-storm – emo” bit was priceless, btw. ROFLers!
And I detect fodder for two more HTML GIANT posts:
1) “can you heat up the peas?” Mrs. Jimmy Chen: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
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2) “my mom….eventually letting me be satanic” Jimmy Chen’s mom: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Imagine my surprise and utter delight upon reading that Jimmy Chen has gotten married.
As a relative newcomer to HTML GIANT, it was not so very long ago that, while reading the contributor profiles in ABOUT HTMLGIANT, I learned that Jimmy “lives in San Francisco” with his “domestic partner” and their “stuffed alligator”. Well, you can imagine the conclusion I immediately leapt to about his…er…uh…well….you know, _preferences_. And there was the shaved head, the Buddha-like calm expression with just a hint of mischief. A blue shirt, hipster glasses. The excellent use of the word “sommelier”. The Madonna-fucking-Inn for cripe’s sake.
Of course there were clues to the contrary. The sangria-in-a-juice-glass. He wanted to ….. something….. with a girl in eighth(?) grade…. (_I_ wanted to …..something….. with a girl in eighth grade…..) (When I was in tenth grade. Not _now_, you perve!) And he did call someone a “dickbag” in a recent comment thread, a word I have never heard uttered by any of the friends “of Dorothy” that I have.
So, even though you don’t “know me from Adam”, I send across the bay to you, Jimmy, congratulations on your nuptials, and I wish you and the new missus many years of happiness together.
The whole “peas – comment shit-storm – emo” bit was priceless, btw. ROFLers!
And I detect fodder for two more HTML GIANT posts:
1) “can you heat up the peas?” Mrs. Jimmy Chen: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
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2) “my mom….eventually letting me be satanic” Jimmy Chen’s mom: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
I always wonder when someone does something so daring as to think up an idea, execute it, plug in the camera, download the photographic evidence, crop it, upload it and post about it on HTMLGIANT, how long it takes for that whole process? Is it just a couple minutes? Half hour? A full hour? How much time is spent on this post.
I always wonder when someone does something so daring as to think up an idea, execute it, plug in the camera, download the photographic evidence, crop it, upload it and post about it on HTMLGIANT, how long it takes for that whole process? Is it just a couple minutes? Half hour? A full hour? How much time is spent on this post.
oh mimi, thank you for caring as you do
oh mimi, thank you for caring as you do
~35min whilst watching ‘find my family’ a new show on ABC; still haven’t showered, back still ‘spicy’ according to wife
~35min whilst watching ‘find my family’ a new show on ABC; still haven’t showered, back still ‘spicy’ according to wife
I’ll have to check both of them out. Stiborg is killing me at the moment, and Kevin Drumm’s black noise (like Sheer Hellish Miasma).
Black Boned Angel is pretty evil dron-noise-metal
I’ll have to check both of them out. Stiborg is killing me at the moment, and Kevin Drumm’s black noise (like Sheer Hellish Miasma).
Black Boned Angel is pretty evil dron-noise-metal
wasn’t that the cover for a metallica album, or two?
wasn’t that the cover for a metallica album, or two?
behemoth all the way!
behemoth all the way!
like the eastern-tinged elements in nile, combined with the blast beats.
like the eastern-tinged elements in nile, combined with the blast beats.
how jimmy got his spicy back.
congrats!
how jimmy got his spicy back.
congrats!