Mike Young—
Hey, Bradley Sands is declaring war on Betty White to promote his new book of stories My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes!. Maybe the only indie lit sales gimmick I’ve seen involving theoretical senior citizen violence? Check it out.
Zzzzzip, I missed you.
BETTY WHITE WILL DIE BEFORE THAT STORY IS EVER RECOVERED.
HOW IS ZZZZIPP ANONYMOUS?
WHEN THE SITE CHANGED ZZZZIPP’S IP WAS REROUTED, AND IN HIS BROWSER HTMLGIANT BECAME GAMEFAQS.
IT HAS BEEN WEEKS OF NAVIGATION THROUGH
HORDES GREASE-STAINED AND RANK WITH CHEETO DUST
BUT ZZZZIPP HAS RETURNED, TO THE PRESUMED CHAGRIN
OF ONE BLAKE BUTLER, HIS WRONG RIGHTED.
AND NOW ZZZZZIPP’S COMMENTS ARE ANONYMOUS?
it says zzzip up there. it just shows up in the recent comments part as anonymous cuz that column thing is weird. i am glad for the return of zzzzip.
Bradley Sands is awesome. His rejection slips are the best rejection slips in American Literature.
Zzzzzip, I missed you.
zippy!