April 13th, 2011 / 12:41 pm
 Web Hype

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  1. April 13th, 2011 / 4:47 pm Snookieboo—

      Oh, I was hoping you’d suggest that David Murkson, or Smirkson, or Markoff, or Meekstone, or Marketsong, or Smurfson, or ReMarkable, or Markdown, or Markup, or MercSon, or Mercosur, or Mortonssteakhouse, or Noskram had written this gem.

      I’d sleep on Wittgenstein’s Matress [sic] at the drop of a proposition.

  2. April 13th, 2011 / 5:10 pm Mike Young—

      write this whole f___ing book, please

  3. April 13th, 2011 / 5:38 pm deadgod—

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  4. April 13th, 2011 / 5:38 pm deadgod—

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  5. April 13th, 2011 / 5:38 pm deadgod—

      are you tired of Liberace, David Markson? of Chele, Pele and Cher’s bebe??

      I call it ‘the human specious’, bub

  6. April 13th, 2011 / 5:48 pm stephen—

      nice

  7. April 13th, 2011 / 6:12 pm Sans Context—

      It makes me happy that this is a reference that ANYONE gets.

  8. April 13th, 2011 / 6:43 pm alex crowley—

      I wish I had just peed on that mattress instead of in my pants.

  9. April 13th, 2011 / 10:18 pm Donald—

      “Lateness is simply early tomorrow, and that day too will be cruel.”

      damn.

      (also the “unused children” bit.)

  10. April 13th, 2011 / 10:34 pm Brian McElmurry—

      You know you refer to yrself as a turlte some times, and there are Native American creation myths where the world starts on a turtles back. The first island in a world of water. Seems the turtle is you recreating your world… I enjoyed this, but am slightly confused

  11. April 14th, 2011 / 1:57 am marshall—

      i thought this was the first page of the actual book

      i didn’t realize it wasn’t until i saw the comments

  12. April 14th, 2011 / 12:28 pm Jack M—

      Brilliant and so funny!

  13. April 14th, 2011 / 5:14 pm Neil Griffin—

      More references to obscure dead painters please.

  14. April 14th, 2011 / 6:59 pm Ryan Ridge—

      Genius isn’t a term to be used lightly, but Jimmy Chen is one.

  15. April 15th, 2011 / 1:39 am Guestagain—

      no doubt

  16. April 15th, 2011 / 10:43 pm marshall—

      jimmy chen like some web 2.0 oscar wilde