I like to look at Kanye West’s twitter and Ron Artest’s twitter. I know I’m probably improperly conjugating the word “twitter” — I can never figure it out. Should I say, I like to look at West’s and Artest’s twitter page or twitter entries or tweets or twitters or what? I don’t get it. I feel like an old man whenever my students talk about twittering tweets or whatever it is; ah fuck it, it doesn’t matter. I think West and Artest say some golden stuff on their individual twitter websites. They should team up and put out a book on the new Cash Money book label. That is what should happen.
I’m un-ironically going to have to say Kanye West and especially 50 Cent. Have you seen his? It was controlled by his handlers for awhile and then, somehow, 50 got control of the thing and just started threatening people, propositioning women, and saying that he was going to kill everyone at TweetPhoto if they didn’t make their password system easier to figure out within the next three seconds. Seriously. Check that shit out.
As for writers, I like Brian Oliu, Ameila Gray, Dan Chaon and Matt Fraction.