Not exactly sure what fucked our server, but it got fucked.
The site went down late last night/early this morning, and a couple of hours ago, after my wife threatened to stab me in my peepee if I didn’t get off of the computer (sorry honey, I love you!), things came back.
I don’t often freak out, but I did today.
I’d like to thank Server Jesus for restoring our lamb. It’s time to drink heavily.