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Literary Doppelgangers
Matthew Simmons and Eddie Vedder are from Seattle. They are both musicians, pro-choice, and own the album Ten. Matthew Simmons, when he was in high school, identified with Jeremy, the protagonist in the song “Jeremy.” When Matthew told his mom he wanted to shoot himself in front of his class, she said “that’s a banana, dear.” Matthew Simmons’ tongue is not as long as Gene Simmons’, and neither will his career be. (Ouch.) When Pearl Jam was on SNL with Sharon Stone, Eddie professed to smelling her garments in the dressing room. I remember thinking “go pervs!” When I read Matthew Simmons’ posts here, I think “insane is okay.” Thank you Matthew Simmons for being you. I can mail you some unwashed articles for you to sniff. My B.O. Boxers in your P.O. Box — get it? Moron.
Tags: Eddie Vedder, Matthew Simmons
Yr sweet.
Yr sweet.
I always thought this was a weird photo of Matthew. It looks nothing like him. He’s more of a Orlando Bloom type.
I always thought this was a weird photo of Matthew. It looks nothing like him. He’s more of a Orlando Bloom type.
I thought Eddie was a skinny Russell Crowe. I suck at this game.
I thought Eddie was a skinny Russell Crowe. I suck at this game.
1) Doppelganger = Nastassia Kinski x Ellen DeGeneras.
2) From Berkeley.
3) Not a musician.
4) Pro-choice.
5) Have never wanted to shoot myself. Ever.
6) Mother said: “She had it and she didn’t use it.”
7) Do not own the album Ten.
8) Tongue rivals Gene Simmons’. Yes it does! Really.
9) “Career”. What “career”?
10) All for smelling undies. “Go pervs!”
11) “Insane is okay”? Ya, I guess so, but not willing to say that unconditionally.
12) Yes to Matthew Simmons. “Unconditionally”. (Huh. Don’t know him personally. Gotta love the internet.)
13) No to sending unwashed articles to sniff.
14) Friday night. Drunk. Checking HTML GIANT. Had a rough day. Orlando Bloom is yummy.
1) Doppelganger = Nastassia Kinski x Ellen DeGeneras.
2) From Berkeley.
3) Not a musician.
4) Pro-choice.
5) Have never wanted to shoot myself. Ever.
6) Mother said: “She had it and she didn’t use it.”
7) Do not own the album Ten.
8) Tongue rivals Gene Simmons’. Yes it does! Really.
9) “Career”. What “career”?
10) All for smelling undies. “Go pervs!”
11) “Insane is okay”? Ya, I guess so, but not willing to say that unconditionally.
12) Yes to Matthew Simmons. “Unconditionally”. (Huh. Don’t know him personally. Gotta love the internet.)
13) No to sending unwashed articles to sniff.
14) Friday night. Drunk. Checking HTML GIANT. Had a rough day. Orlando Bloom is yummy.
Eddie Vedder is from San Diego.
Eddie Vedder is from San Diego.