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Tuesday December 2, 2008
I don’t know, does this pale green background make my ass look fat? I got 60+ hives on both legs yesterday. People on the ‘internet’ call the hives ‘comments.’ Every time the kids have a temper tantrum in public, I get a major allergic reaction.
People on the street always stare whenever I bring the kids into town for ice cream. Blake and Sam always get scatological with the fudge, and it’s not pretty. And Kendra likes to flash the boys, while Catherine and Soffi watch in awe. “Mommy when will I get a rack like that?” Catherine asks. “Iraq is none of our concern dear,” I say.
Gene and I are arguing again. Ever since Matthew, we’ve been growing more distant. Gene says he’s tired of biblical names. I tell him Michael, Joshua, and Matthew are my favorite sons. Jimmy, the one we adopted from China, is tearing this family apart (he’s a panty sniffer, according to Kendra, Catherine, Soffi, and my mother).
I wonder if Shane and Justin are gay (not that there’s any problem with that, even as a Christian). Shane simply looks too good in a V-neck shirt to be straight (besides, all his friends are ‘feminists’) and Justin has had his face in Baudrillard for the past year. He’s currently deconstructing the semantics of ‘putang,’ convinced that pussy does not exist.
Jereme spoke in class today—not in any Eddie Vedder way—I mean, he literally finally spoke his first words. His 4th grade teacher and I were getting worried. Ryan is also a little slow, but we can’t all be Justin. Blake seems smart, but I think it’s just tourette’s.
The kids love their hamster, named it ‘Tao.’ Tao, despite being forced into his plastic compartment or spun on the wheel, is somehow able to maintain a ‘neutral facial expression.’ Sometimes we let Tao out to ride Melville, the toy whale, in the tub.
Sometimes I lie in bed at night, through the haze of Gene’s bear-like snoring, worrying about the ‘internet.’ I mean, what is the point of my life? I try to be a good mother, a good Christian, a good wife—but there’s this part of me that wants to get Mme. Bovary on Gene’s ass, like run away with Barry Graham, who measures various girths on his body.
There is a certain sadness to my life, to all of ours. I wish I could be happy like Gawker, that bitch. Oh dear, I must run. Little Sammy is eating his shit again, which is setting Blake off.
Tags: Baudrillard, Flaubert, Melville
i have a jimmy boner
i have a jimmy boner
jimmy you make me laugh.
i will kill you last as a thank you.
jimmy you make me laugh.
i will kill you last as a thank you.
i feel like i have tourettes sometimes, and i know that blake does.
yesterday when i was trying to go to sleep i kept going, “ahhh” “ahhh” and then laughing.
jimmy, i am glad you are a live human being.
i feel like i have tourettes sometimes, and i know that blake does.
yesterday when i was trying to go to sleep i kept going, “ahhh” “ahhh” and then laughing.
jimmy, i am glad you are a live human being.
Hi Jimmy,
I like HTML Giant, and was curious why my email to (presumably) the editor regarding a link exchange between Thieves Jargon and HTMLG went unanswered. Do you have any insight into this? Do you think it’s because somebody on my message board said that Blake Butler was the least talented of the half-dozen HTML Giant writers that have been published in Thieves Jargon so far, and now he’s holding a personal grudge against me, even though I didn’t say that thing?
Yr friend,
Matt DiGangi
Hi Jimmy,
I like HTML Giant, and was curious why my email to (presumably) the editor regarding a link exchange between Thieves Jargon and HTMLG went unanswered. Do you have any insight into this? Do you think it’s because somebody on my message board said that Blake Butler was the least talented of the half-dozen HTML Giant writers that have been published in Thieves Jargon so far, and now he’s holding a personal grudge against me, even though I didn’t say that thing?
Yr friend,
Matt DiGangi
i have read our email 2x. we aren’t an ad feed. we link randomly. linking is linking. i don’t read the t.jargon msg board (i did one time about 2 years ago i think). nothing personal. blogging.
i have read our email 2x. we aren’t an ad feed. we link randomly. linking is linking. i don’t read the t.jargon msg board (i did one time about 2 years ago i think). nothing personal. blogging.
jimmy:
thank you for mentioning my girth measurements of various body parts. i read somehere that the girth of your index finger is suppose to equal the circumference of a single nostril. i doubt this is true because i can easily stick my thumb up there.
sam:
ahhh ahhh
jimmy:
thank you for mentioning my girth measurements of various body parts. i read somehere that the girth of your index finger is suppose to equal the circumference of a single nostril. i doubt this is true because i can easily stick my thumb up there.
sam:
ahhh ahhh
Jimmy is funny. Matt isn’t. He’s lacking in that wonderful but all too rare human quality called humility. Also, he’s lacking in graciousness.
Hi Barry!
Jimmy is funny. Matt isn’t. He’s lacking in that wonderful but all too rare human quality called humility. Also, he’s lacking in graciousness.
Hi Barry!
pr:
how you doing maude? ha.
you talking about matt from tj? i really like tj. i think they post some pretty good shit. i dont agree with his assessment that ph madore is the best writer under 23. but that has nothing to do with the journal, i think they are pretty damn good.
pr:
how you doing maude? ha.
you talking about matt from tj? i really like tj. i think they post some pretty good shit. i dont agree with his assessment that ph madore is the best writer under 23. but that has nothing to do with the journal, i think they are pretty damn good.
who is the best writer under 23?
who is the best writer under 23?
I like the magazine, too, Barry. I just find that note there a little passive aggressive. Blake did the right thing by responding because it was really directed to him, not Jimmy. That’s my opinion.
I had no idea there were writers under the age of 23.
I like the magazine, too, Barry. I just find that note there a little passive aggressive. Blake did the right thing by responding because it was really directed to him, not Jimmy. That’s my opinion.
I had no idea there were writers under the age of 23.
darby:
ha. i have no idea. there are probably 10,000 of them and i only know like 5.
i do know that DREW KALBACH is fucking amazing and he just turned 20 and he wrote most of ZEN OF CHAINSAWS AND ENORMOUS CLIPPERS when he was stil a teenager (i may be wrong, if i am correct me drew) and i doubt any of us here were as good a writer as he is when we were teenagers.
darby:
ha. i have no idea. there are probably 10,000 of them and i only know like 5.
i do know that DREW KALBACH is fucking amazing and he just turned 20 and he wrote most of ZEN OF CHAINSAWS AND ENORMOUS CLIPPERS when he was stil a teenager (i may be wrong, if i am correct me drew) and i doubt any of us here were as good a writer as he is when we were teenagers.
about ZEN OF CHAINSAWS
this is the review
http://www.newpages.com/bookreviews/2008_12/december2008_book_reviews.htm#zen
i wish i had a book reviewed at newpages when i was 20. maybe i wouldnt be such a fuck up now.
about ZEN OF CHAINSAWS
this is the review
http://www.newpages.com/bookreviews/2008_12/december2008_book_reviews.htm#zen
i wish i had a book reviewed at newpages when i was 20. maybe i wouldnt be such a fuck up now.
I don’t think much about people’s ages. I know jillian clark seems more wise in her writing than what her age is. I remember Jonathan Redhorse was doing amazing postmoderny stuff before he turned 20 and went to Brown and got an mfa. I wasn’t writing anything when I was 23. I was going to engineering school and delivering pizzas.
pr:
blake always does the right thing
I don’t think much about people’s ages. I know jillian clark seems more wise in her writing than what her age is. I remember Jonathan Redhorse was doing amazing postmoderny stuff before he turned 20 and went to Brown and got an mfa. I wasn’t writing anything when I was 23. I was going to engineering school and delivering pizzas.
pr:
blake always does the right thing
darby:
most definetely. when i was 23 i was selling fake cocaine and working at kfc.
darby:
most definetely. when i was 23 i was selling fake cocaine and working at kfc.
I liked that 11 year old’s stuff that Blake was blogging about over at his blog a month or so ago.
Also, my son wrote a comic book series called onion man that is better than anything in the world. He was inspired after eating french onion soup that haunted him for two days. strong stuff- the soup, and the comic.
I liked that 11 year old’s stuff that Blake was blogging about over at his blog a month or so ago.
Also, my son wrote a comic book series called onion man that is better than anything in the world. He was inspired after eating french onion soup that haunted him for two days. strong stuff- the soup, and the comic.
pr:
i dont know about blogs or soup or comics. i just like you.
pr:
i dont know about blogs or soup or comics. i just like you.
I wish I had known you when you were 23, guys. When I was 23, I was working in publishing. I developed a severe anxiety disorder and one day looked up anxiety in the yellow pages and called the number. The man they send me to was great. I lived above a laundromat and in the summer with no AC, my fan blew hot, laundry-scented moistness at me. I had a forty year old roomate-jewelry maker ponytailed dude who never left the apt and I worried he was going to kill me.
I wish I had known you when you were 23, guys. When I was 23, I was working in publishing. I developed a severe anxiety disorder and one day looked up anxiety in the yellow pages and called the number. The man they send me to was great. I lived above a laundromat and in the summer with no AC, my fan blew hot, laundry-scented moistness at me. I had a forty year old roomate-jewelry maker ponytailed dude who never left the apt and I worried he was going to kill me.
i like you too barry…
“..until I barfed foam.” Barry Graham
i like you too barry…
“..until I barfed foam.” Barry Graham
this reminds, there was a thing in the newyorker by malcolm gladwell that was interesting about artists who reach their potential too early and artists who bloom late, here.
this reminds, there was a thing in the newyorker by malcolm gladwell that was interesting about artists who reach their potential too early and artists who bloom late, here.
clearly i am the most untalented.
i am Blake Butler’s Zachary German.
I will write 5 random words and Matt can publish it at the jargon. We will finally settle the argument.
High fives for all.
btw, how can any one say blake is not talented? Cranky at times yes. He knows what he likes. What is the problem?
barry, she likes you man. ask her out. come on, it’s a sure thing. go for it bro. ask her to the pep rally.
clearly i am the most untalented.
i am Blake Butler’s Zachary German.
I will write 5 random words and Matt can publish it at the jargon. We will finally settle the argument.
High fives for all.
btw, how can any one say blake is not talented? Cranky at times yes. He knows what he likes. What is the problem?
barry, she likes you man. ask her out. come on, it’s a sure thing. go for it bro. ask her to the pep rally.
pr is one of my favorite people of all universe.
even people not being created yet can not compete with pr’s eliteness.
i wish more people were like pr.
pr is one of my favorite people of all universe.
even people not being created yet can not compete with pr’s eliteness.
i wish more people were like pr.
sam:
pr is a respectable married woman. besides. im not in her league.
yeah i dont know why anyone would say blake doesn’t have talent. that shit’s just stupid. i think when people call other people talentless, there are always alterior motives. that goes with insults in general. when i person resorts to insult it is usually because they are out of logic…. see i did take psych 101 at community college
sam:
pr is a respectable married woman. besides. im not in her league.
yeah i dont know why anyone would say blake doesn’t have talent. that shit’s just stupid. i think when people call other people talentless, there are always alterior motives. that goes with insults in general. when i person resorts to insult it is usually because they are out of logic…. see i did take psych 101 at community college
barry,
i like to insult/push boundaries to expose a person’s true self. i think that’s ini psyche 102 or 103 though.
freud was a cokehead.
barry,
i like to insult/push boundaries to expose a person’s true self. i think that’s ini psyche 102 or 103 though.
freud was a cokehead.
ahhhhh. i knew i shoulda stuck it out one more semester
i don’t think i have talent, but i have a really big anus.
gordon lish was the one that said you don’t have to have talent to be a great writer. you just have to study with him.
hrankkkkk a honk honk.
ahhhhh. i knew i shoulda stuck it out one more semester
i don’t think i have talent, but i have a really big anus.
gordon lish was the one that said you don’t have to have talent to be a great writer. you just have to study with him.
hrankkkkk a honk honk.
to be specific: “I see the notion of talent as quite irrelevant. I see instead perseverance, application, industry, assiduity, will, will, will, desire, desire, desire.”
to be specific: “I see the notion of talent as quite irrelevant. I see instead perseverance, application, industry, assiduity, will, will, will, desire, desire, desire.”
furthermore: “Never be sincere — sincerity is the death of writing”
furthermore: “Never be sincere — sincerity is the death of writing”
hi matt digangi, it seems that blake provided his answer. i’m just a contributing writer.
hi blake, i think you are talented.
hi matt and blake, i’m not taking any sides. please don’t banish me from thieves jargon and lamination colony, respectively.
i just got some hives.
i still have a jimmy boner
hi matt digangi, it seems that blake provided his answer. i’m just a contributing writer.
hi blake, i think you are talented.
hi matt and blake, i’m not taking any sides. please don’t banish me from thieves jargon and lamination colony, respectively.
i just got some hives.
i still have a jimmy boner
yeah thats the same thing 1,000,000 kids tell themselves every morning when they eat their wheaties and head off to the court.
yeah thats the same thing 1,000,000 kids tell themselves every morning when they eat their wheaties and head off to the court.
I never said Madoire was the best writer under 23, because I’ve been quoted as saying Andy Riverbed is the best writer I know of under the age of 25. I think I said Madore is the most motivated writer under the age of 25, which he is. He needs work with his focus, but I don’t know anybody who has been trying harder over the last few years other than him.
Also, he’s in the Army and deploying to Iraq, which makes him some sort of American hero.
Andy Riverbed is a Puerto Rican hero.
Thanks, Blake, for explaining why Thieves Jargon isn’t listed on HTML Giant. I know HTMLG isn’t an ad service. Thieves Jargon is. Would you like me to run an HTMLG ad on there for free? I’d like to do this as my vengeful way of showing PR that they’re full of horseshit when they say I’m not gracious and humble.
I never said Madoire was the best writer under 23, because I’ve been quoted as saying Andy Riverbed is the best writer I know of under the age of 25. I think I said Madore is the most motivated writer under the age of 25, which he is. He needs work with his focus, but I don’t know anybody who has been trying harder over the last few years other than him.
Also, he’s in the Army and deploying to Iraq, which makes him some sort of American hero.
Andy Riverbed is a Puerto Rican hero.
Thanks, Blake, for explaining why Thieves Jargon isn’t listed on HTML Giant. I know HTMLG isn’t an ad service. Thieves Jargon is. Would you like me to run an HTMLG ad on there for free? I’d like to do this as my vengeful way of showing PR that they’re full of horseshit when they say I’m not gracious and humble.
Jereme, are you under the age of 23? Good lord. Harold and Maude it is, folks. Barry- I’m not respectable! I’m not in any league and only once was- the bud light league on monday nights, it was a bar pool league.
I have a chapter in a book that has this pregnant painter chick go visit some old writer friend who studied with a guru named Morgan Swish and when the writer is out of the house she reads his stuff and it makes her so angry she pees on his bed and leaves.
Sincerity is not the death of writing.
I do like that other quote though-willwillwilldesiredesire desire. That I like. He taught a bunch of people I know. He didn’t ruin them all. Still. Guru shit.
Jereme, are you under the age of 23? Good lord. Harold and Maude it is, folks. Barry- I’m not respectable! I’m not in any league and only once was- the bud light league on monday nights, it was a bar pool league.
I have a chapter in a book that has this pregnant painter chick go visit some old writer friend who studied with a guru named Morgan Swish and when the writer is out of the house she reads his stuff and it makes her so angry she pees on his bed and leaves.
Sincerity is not the death of writing.
I do like that other quote though-willwillwilldesiredesire desire. That I like. He taught a bunch of people I know. He didn’t ruin them all. Still. Guru shit.
matt:
you’re right. you did say andy riverbed. madore was the most motivated. i apologize for the misrepresentation.
andy riverbed is great, i agree.
my brother is in the marines and just got back from iraq in june and he’s still a dickhead.
matt:
you’re right. you did say andy riverbed. madore was the most motivated. i apologize for the misrepresentation.
andy riverbed is great, i agree.
my brother is in the marines and just got back from iraq in june and he’s still a dickhead.
pr:
you sell yourself short. you are amazing.
pr:
you sell yourself short. you are amazing.
fuck yes shit talking. let’s do this. i’m tired of shouldering this place.
pr,
lady i sure wouldn’t be here wasting my time if i were still 23. there is a world out there to be conquered. i’m 31. i’m a part time conquistador now.
matt,
why don’t you stop being a pussy and just say ‘blake fuck you’. it’s okay. you can do it.
jimmy,
i’m on to your bullshit. you include all of the htmlg people in your posts to encourage super comment statistics. you cannot compete with me.
fuck yes shit talking. let’s do this. i’m tired of shouldering this place.
pr,
lady i sure wouldn’t be here wasting my time if i were still 23. there is a world out there to be conquered. i’m 31. i’m a part time conquistador now.
matt,
why don’t you stop being a pussy and just say ‘blake fuck you’. it’s okay. you can do it.
jimmy,
i’m on to your bullshit. you include all of the htmlg people in your posts to encourage super comment statistics. you cannot compete with me.
Jimmy- bout those hives caused by this, er, issue tween folks? Do you want the number for anxiety that I looked up in the yellow pages all those years ago? But you live in SF. Hmm. Breathe into a paper bag! I have one on me often. Also, vodka shots.
Jereme- thank fucking GOD you are not 23. I was gonna cry or breathe into a paper bag or something.
Barry, Barry barry, barry, barry…
Jimmy- bout those hives caused by this, er, issue tween folks? Do you want the number for anxiety that I looked up in the yellow pages all those years ago? But you live in SF. Hmm. Breathe into a paper bag! I have one on me often. Also, vodka shots.
Jereme- thank fucking GOD you are not 23. I was gonna cry or breathe into a paper bag or something.
Barry, Barry barry, barry, barry…
jereme:
thats funny. you say 31 like thats old, like thats a good age to hang it up. quit being a pussy and conquer the fucking world now. otherwise 10 years from now you will be 41 saying, fuck i should have spent the last 10 years building a fucking empire. more psych 101. please retort now with the more socially complex psych 103 and prove my incompetence. even pr senses it. you are slowly stealing her away from me.
jereme:
thats funny. you say 31 like thats old, like thats a good age to hang it up. quit being a pussy and conquer the fucking world now. otherwise 10 years from now you will be 41 saying, fuck i should have spent the last 10 years building a fucking empire. more psych 101. please retort now with the more socially complex psych 103 and prove my incompetence. even pr senses it. you are slowly stealing her away from me.
jereme, i’m sorry an ‘asian bitch’ stole your seat on the bus. chinese culture is communist, in the sense that, since there’s no western-driven ‘individuality,’ there’s no concept of ‘individual space,’ and thus, it’s impossible to steal someone’s seat, since all seats are everyone’s. you can apply this idea to when a chinese person cuts in front of you in line, or blows their snot on the sidewalk.
pr, i wanna know what you look like. we all do.
jereme, i’m sorry an ‘asian bitch’ stole your seat on the bus. chinese culture is communist, in the sense that, since there’s no western-driven ‘individuality,’ there’s no concept of ‘individual space,’ and thus, it’s impossible to steal someone’s seat, since all seats are everyone’s. you can apply this idea to when a chinese person cuts in front of you in line, or blows their snot on the sidewalk.
pr, i wanna know what you look like. we all do.
jimmy:
or when they scrape your, sorry, everyone’s old food back into the pot in the restaurants.
does that really happen? i never been to china king?
jimmy:
or when they scrape your, sorry, everyone’s old food back into the pot in the restaurants.
does that really happen? i never been to china king?
Jimmy is FUNNY. I spent some time in eastern europe when it still existed. At the fanciest restaurants, you had to sit across from strangers at big long “communal” tables. “Gutenabend…”But that wasn’t as bad as some of the other things. Like, jail and bottling your smells and not being able to say what you think and shit.
I look like an East German Discuss thrower circa 1976. Ask Barry.
Jimmy is FUNNY. I spent some time in eastern europe when it still existed. At the fanciest restaurants, you had to sit across from strangers at big long “communal” tables. “Gutenabend…”But that wasn’t as bad as some of the other things. Like, jail and bottling your smells and not being able to say what you think and shit.
I look like an East German Discuss thrower circa 1976. Ask Barry.
While we’ve Jimmy here answering all of our questions, why are Chinese people always yelling? Or does it just sound that way cause it’s Chinese?
While we’ve Jimmy here answering all of our questions, why are Chinese people always yelling? Or does it just sound that way cause it’s Chinese?
jimmy:
why is amy tan emarrassed by her mother?
the annoying yelling you hear is 97% cantonese. Canton (cantonese) is a southern agricultural area, so the culture is (like the southern parts of many countries: netherlands, france, united states) more crass. it is extremely rude not to talk about asinine things (tofu, fish, bamboo, etc.) and show intimacy with decibel level.
most people who live in the states are either cantonese, or mandurin (the northern official language), tho their are many many dialects and cultures. most mandurins are from either beijing or taiwan. tao is mandurin i think, and so am i.
the annoying asian is generally cantonese.
the literary asian (tao lin, ha jin, barry graham) is usually mandurin
jimmy:
why is amy tan emarrassed by her mother?
the annoying yelling you hear is 97% cantonese. Canton (cantonese) is a southern agricultural area, so the culture is (like the southern parts of many countries: netherlands, france, united states) more crass. it is extremely rude not to talk about asinine things (tofu, fish, bamboo, etc.) and show intimacy with decibel level.
most people who live in the states are either cantonese, or mandurin (the northern official language), tho their are many many dialects and cultures. most mandurins are from either beijing or taiwan. tao is mandurin i think, and so am i.
the annoying asian is generally cantonese.
the literary asian (tao lin, ha jin, barry graham) is usually mandurin
chinese people have no concept of personal space. you are right jimmy. your analogy doesn’t work if the ‘seat’ belongs to a government official.
i hate it when that old chinese dude gets the last fresh chicken foot at dim sum.
can you tell your people to stop that shit?
barry,
i’m on the 35-40 year old plan buddy. this bitch is going out soon.
i am tired again
let’s be tired and look
chinese people have no concept of personal space. you are right jimmy. your analogy doesn’t work if the ‘seat’ belongs to a government official.
i hate it when that old chinese dude gets the last fresh chicken foot at dim sum.
can you tell your people to stop that shit?
barry,
i’m on the 35-40 year old plan buddy. this bitch is going out soon.
i am tired again
let’s be tired and look
jimmy:
why do the chinese never get credit for landing in the americas in 1421 pre-columbus?
how did they reach promintory point first?
rice?
tiger woods?
jimmy:
why do the chinese never get credit for landing in the americas in 1421 pre-columbus?
how did they reach promintory point first?
rice?
tiger woods?
jimmy,
why do asians have difficulty showing emotions?
jimmy,
why do asians have difficulty showing emotions?
I want to see the great Wall. I want to take that famous train from Moscow to China- two weeks- i’m blanking help me here.
I actually don’t think Chinese people yell more than any other people, or at least not in my hood. I was trying to be outrageous. Truthfully, any foreign language sounds “louder” because it is jarring. Hence, the ugly americans, the spanish hate the german tourists, and so on. That’s my real understanding.
noone is allowed to see what pr looks like but me. she is breathtaking and everyone will be instantly infatuated and you will all vie for her affection and i will be unable to compete, i am old and lazy and boring and i smell funny. ok, i dont smell funnt, but the rest is true.
I want to see the great Wall. I want to take that famous train from Moscow to China- two weeks- i’m blanking help me here.
I actually don’t think Chinese people yell more than any other people, or at least not in my hood. I was trying to be outrageous. Truthfully, any foreign language sounds “louder” because it is jarring. Hence, the ugly americans, the spanish hate the german tourists, and so on. That’s my real understanding.
noone is allowed to see what pr looks like but me. she is breathtaking and everyone will be instantly infatuated and you will all vie for her affection and i will be unable to compete, i am old and lazy and boring and i smell funny. ok, i dont smell funnt, but the rest is true.
the reason why the chinese lady steals ‘your’ seat is because she’s like 70 yrs old and carrying 20lbs of veggies and fish and she really wants to sit down because she needs to transfer like 3 times in order to get home in southern california–and she looks at a fine young white stallion such as you jereme, and she thinks “white ghost w/ the tattoo over here can fucking stand”
the reason why the chinese lady steals ‘your’ seat is because she’s like 70 yrs old and carrying 20lbs of veggies and fish and she really wants to sit down because she needs to transfer like 3 times in order to get home in southern california–and she looks at a fine young white stallion such as you jereme, and she thinks “white ghost w/ the tattoo over here can fucking stand”
vietnamese are way louder than chinese.
the vietnamese language is the art of who can swallow the loudest.
but damn those girls are hot.
vietnamese are way louder than chinese.
the vietnamese language is the art of who can swallow the loudest.
but damn those girls are hot.
jimmy,
no that bitch was in her 30’s and had clothes bags. china town is down the street. i commute 3 hours to orange county.
i always let the elderly take my seat. don’t create me to be a bigger monster than what i am.
jimmy,
no that bitch was in her 30’s and had clothes bags. china town is down the street. i commute 3 hours to orange county.
i always let the elderly take my seat. don’t create me to be a bigger monster than what i am.
rice: the greatest grain on earth.
emotions: we have difficulty with emotions because Mao really messed us up, just like Stalin or Castro. people, you don’t appreciate your democracy. United States is great country!
tigers: those are more common in india. Indians are sort of like asians.
rice: the greatest grain on earth.
emotions: we have difficulty with emotions because Mao really messed us up, just like Stalin or Castro. people, you don’t appreciate your democracy. United States is great country!
tigers: those are more common in india. Indians are sort of like asians.
oh jereme, that bitch was a yuppie. that got nothing to do with asian.
oh jereme, that bitch was a yuppie. that got nothing to do with asian.
I KNOW! i described her as chinese to add emphasize.
30% of my friends are asian. korean, chinese, island chinese (tawianese), japanese, vietnamese, even one guy is burmese.
i possess more than a cursory knowledge of asian culture.
trans siberian railroad. I’m doing it before I do.
And the Spanish hate the Germans not just because it feels to the senses as if they are yelling their Godforsaken language, but also because they all get naked on the beaches and drink TONS of beer and smell really bad. Big, drunk, red like a lobster, naked, chain smoking….oh Man. The Germans in Mallorca. A sight to behold.
Let’s pick on them! They’re such an easy target.
I KNOW! i described her as chinese to add emphasize.
30% of my friends are asian. korean, chinese, island chinese (tawianese), japanese, vietnamese, even one guy is burmese.
i possess more than a cursory knowledge of asian culture.
trans siberian railroad. I’m doing it before I do.
And the Spanish hate the Germans not just because it feels to the senses as if they are yelling their Godforsaken language, but also because they all get naked on the beaches and drink TONS of beer and smell really bad. Big, drunk, red like a lobster, naked, chain smoking….oh Man. The Germans in Mallorca. A sight to behold.
Let’s pick on them! They’re such an easy target.
jimmy:
i didnt mean tigers, i meant tiger woods. why are the asians always trying to claim him?
lets go easy on the germans…….
jimmy:
i didnt mean tigers, i meant tiger woods. why are the asians always trying to claim him?
lets go easy on the germans…….
oh, i thought you meant tiger in the woods with ‘tiger woods’ like you were being literary n’ shit and evoking texture with context.
sorta like ‘barry spunk,’ as in barry graham slipping on his spunk in the bathroom and cracking his head on the toilet.
oh, i thought you meant tiger in the woods with ‘tiger woods’ like you were being literary n’ shit and evoking texture with context.
sorta like ‘barry spunk,’ as in barry graham slipping on his spunk in the bathroom and cracking his head on the toilet.
I always come so late to the party, tired and half drunk.
Barry’s the more attentive lover.
I always come so late to the party, tired and half drunk.
Barry’s the more attentive lover.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I like to make fun of my own kind- I always get a bit uncomfortable mocking other cultures. And I’m not German-I’m Austrian- but that distinction is lost on most everybody. The Austrians, as a rule, hate the Germans. In fact, the closer peeps are, the more they hate each other. NY and Boston. Barcelona Madrid. So on and so forth. And then you leave that place and go far far away- and suddenlly- your Spanish, both you and that dude from Barcelona. And you leave and your American, instead of from Boston. And so on…
I like to make fun of my own kind- I always get a bit uncomfortable mocking other cultures. And I’m not German-I’m Austrian- but that distinction is lost on most everybody. The Austrians, as a rule, hate the Germans. In fact, the closer peeps are, the more they hate each other. NY and Boston. Barcelona Madrid. So on and so forth. And then you leave that place and go far far away- and suddenlly- your Spanish, both you and that dude from Barcelona. And you leave and your American, instead of from Boston. And so on…
im amish.
im amish.
I’m half gay.
pr i want you to make a plaster mold of your vagina
place the mold in a box
ship the mold to me
i will take the mold out of the box
place it in my living room
when guests come over i will point at the plaster mold of your vagina and exclaim “that is the best pussy i will never get to touch”
high five your husband. you are massive in my book.
I’m half gay.
pr i want you to make a plaster mold of your vagina
place the mold in a box
ship the mold to me
i will take the mold out of the box
place it in my living room
when guests come over i will point at the plaster mold of your vagina and exclaim “that is the best pussy i will never get to touch”
high five your husband. you are massive in my book.
gene we are all half gay
gene we are all half gay
Jereme- you are the sweetest. That is the nicest thing a guy has said to me since “your pussy should be in magazines.” (that is a line from a published story of mine, so if you go find my story from that line, don’t out me….I’m outing myself soon…) In fact, it’s even nicer, cause it is so more elaborate. You rock. I think if you met me, we would have fun, but you probably would think- shit, she’s old. But then we’d smoke cigars and talk and it would be good.
I’m not half gay. I think it is great to be half gay. I tried to be half gay cause I thought it would be right. I think it is great to be totally gay, too. One issue I have with htmlgiant though, is some of you/us are gay and I want us a little outer with that. Two cents….
I am so not gay that I didn’t learn to masturbate til I was, like, 25. The thought of touching pussy bummed me out that bad. And frankly, I’d still rather be touching a dude than myself. But gay is beautiful. So is straight. Or Chinese. Or maybe German….not so sure on that last bit.
Barry, are you Amish for real? Like, Dutch?
Also, Jereme? That story of yours about trying out gay? I read it. I thought it was brave. Brave is good.
Jereme- you are the sweetest. That is the nicest thing a guy has said to me since “your pussy should be in magazines.” (that is a line from a published story of mine, so if you go find my story from that line, don’t out me….I’m outing myself soon…) In fact, it’s even nicer, cause it is so more elaborate. You rock. I think if you met me, we would have fun, but you probably would think- shit, she’s old. But then we’d smoke cigars and talk and it would be good.
I’m not half gay. I think it is great to be half gay. I tried to be half gay cause I thought it would be right. I think it is great to be totally gay, too. One issue I have with htmlgiant though, is some of you/us are gay and I want us a little outer with that. Two cents….
I am so not gay that I didn’t learn to masturbate til I was, like, 25. The thought of touching pussy bummed me out that bad. And frankly, I’d still rather be touching a dude than myself. But gay is beautiful. So is straight. Or Chinese. Or maybe German….not so sure on that last bit.
Barry, are you Amish for real? Like, Dutch?
Also, Jereme? That story of yours about trying out gay? I read it. I thought it was brave. Brave is good.
yes, amish. pennsylvania dutch. born and raised in lancaster county.
yes, amish. pennsylvania dutch. born and raised in lancaster county.
i took my boys to amish country a lot when they were little. trains. Train museums- strasbourg? we also stayed at a caboose motel twice. i was in heaven. i liked trains as much as they did. train rides…we also took amish buggy rides. nice.
i took my boys to amish country a lot when they were little. trains. Train museums- strasbourg? we also stayed at a caboose motel twice. i was in heaven. i liked trains as much as they did. train rides…we also took amish buggy rides. nice.
i’m about 10% canadian, from my dad’s side, from his mom’s side.
i’m about 10% canadian, from my dad’s side, from his mom’s side.
witch, tits, boobs, masks
did i get that right?
hey, buddy, hey buddy, hey
witch, tits, boobs, masks
did i get that right?
hey, buddy, hey buddy, hey
yeah, i know strasburg.
there are a lot of tourist traps down there now. if you ever wanna play in the barn and drink some fresh brewed beer and smoke some home grown with the amish folks let me know.
yeah, i know strasburg.
there are a lot of tourist traps down there now. if you ever wanna play in the barn and drink some fresh brewed beer and smoke some home grown with the amish folks let me know.
>> He’s currently deconstructing the semantics of ‘putang,’ convinced that pussy does not exist.<<
Sorry I’m getting to this so late, but thank you, sir! May I have another?
I just laughed out loud like ten times.
>> He’s currently deconstructing the semantics of ‘putang,’ convinced that pussy does not exist.<<
Sorry I’m getting to this so late, but thank you, sir! May I have another?
I just laughed out loud like ten times.
There’s a big Amish community in south Texas now.
There’s a big Amish community in south Texas now.
Jereme,
I don’t need to talk shit.
Neither Thieves Jargon or HTMLG needs the other.
But I watch a lot of sports, and I feel like we’re both playing for the same team. I want our team to win. Cooperation supplements raw talent.
Blake Butler can be Allen Iverson or Isiah Thomas.
Iverson has more tattoos and probably got more ass, but Isiah scored just as many points, got assists and won titles.
Although Allen Iverson might someday make a better general manager.
I’ll let you decide who the John Stockton of this analogy is.
Jereme,
I don’t need to talk shit.
Neither Thieves Jargon or HTMLG needs the other.
But I watch a lot of sports, and I feel like we’re both playing for the same team. I want our team to win. Cooperation supplements raw talent.
Blake Butler can be Allen Iverson or Isiah Thomas.
Iverson has more tattoos and probably got more ass, but Isiah scored just as many points, got assists and won titles.
Although Allen Iverson might someday make a better general manager.
I’ll let you decide who the John Stockton of this analogy is.
I want more ass. I want Blake’s ass.
DiGang, if I had to guess why Giant doesn’t play nicer with TheivesJargon, I would guess it is the following two sentences (now, keep in mind that (1) I’m not the editor or in charge at all here, I’m just loud; (2) and drunk; (3) I don’t really know anything about your site except I clicked on it a second ago and read the “manifesto”) Anyway these are the sentences-
>>We’re interested in stories about drifters and dreamers finding beauty in things they never thought they would. <> Tell us a story that we can share with our favorite bartender.<<
Also, the word “manifesto.” Also, I haven’t read any of this comments thread except for my comment, your comment, and a few things about pr’s pussy that caught my eye. I’m not trying to start another flame war, I’m just saying that that’s my best guess as to why.
I want more ass. I want Blake’s ass.
DiGang, if I had to guess why Giant doesn’t play nicer with TheivesJargon, I would guess it is the following two sentences (now, keep in mind that (1) I’m not the editor or in charge at all here, I’m just loud; (2) and drunk; (3) I don’t really know anything about your site except I clicked on it a second ago and read the “manifesto”) Anyway these are the sentences-
>>We’re interested in stories about drifters and dreamers finding beauty in things they never thought they would. <> Tell us a story that we can share with our favorite bartender.<<
Also, the word “manifesto.” Also, I haven’t read any of this comments thread except for my comment, your comment, and a few things about pr’s pussy that caught my eye. I’m not trying to start another flame war, I’m just saying that that’s my best guess as to why.
Awe. Ha. Ha.
Awe. Ha. Ha.
first of all:
there is no fucking way iverson got more pussy than isiah. you have no fucking idea how huge the bad boys were in the early 90’s. they won championships. they were gods. they tamed lots of pussy. they actually won championships. champions always get more pussy.
there is no second of all
any discussion of pr’s pussy is a good discussion by me.
thieves jargon is bad ass.
first of all:
there is no fucking way iverson got more pussy than isiah. you have no fucking idea how huge the bad boys were in the early 90’s. they won championships. they were gods. they tamed lots of pussy. they actually won championships. champions always get more pussy.
there is no second of all
any discussion of pr’s pussy is a good discussion by me.
thieves jargon is bad ass.
pr,
i hang out with old bitches all the time yo. i don’t really care. if you can accept me for who i am, i can accept you. it’s my only rule of friendship.
i talk to crack heads. i don’t care.
thank you for saying nice things.
matt,
i agree. same sport. i’ve got a word for you though ‘diplomacy’.
why wouldn’t you email blake and ask him directly. clearly he is the editor, clearly you can find his email, clearly he is not the author of this post.
you were being passive aggressive. it got you negative attention. you were talking shit but trying to be sneaky. don’t be sneaky. speak your mind.
i like thieves jargon for the record. i don’t know you. i do not hate you.
hi, i hate basketball. please use a better sport next time.
pr,
i hang out with old bitches all the time yo. i don’t really care. if you can accept me for who i am, i can accept you. it’s my only rule of friendship.
i talk to crack heads. i don’t care.
thank you for saying nice things.
matt,
i agree. same sport. i’ve got a word for you though ‘diplomacy’.
why wouldn’t you email blake and ask him directly. clearly he is the editor, clearly you can find his email, clearly he is not the author of this post.
you were being passive aggressive. it got you negative attention. you were talking shit but trying to be sneaky. don’t be sneaky. speak your mind.
i like thieves jargon for the record. i don’t know you. i do not hate you.
hi, i hate basketball. please use a better sport next time.
pr,
do you really find it important for people to be open about being gay or not? i think one of the main issues with the gay/lesbian community is they define themselves by their sexual preference.
i don’t care. people are cool with me as long as they aren’t going to myanmar to fuck 8 year olds.
death to gary glitter
pr,
do you really find it important for people to be open about being gay or not? i think one of the main issues with the gay/lesbian community is they define themselves by their sexual preference.
i don’t care. people are cool with me as long as they aren’t going to myanmar to fuck 8 year olds.
death to gary glitter
pr:
i agree with you. i dont care who’s fucking who. and i dont know what an entire community has to define themselves by who they’re fucking. i used to tutor students with disabilities at a private catholic university and the deaf community is the same way. they define themselves and the world by one of five senses. i know its different, but it just reminds me of that.
i love everyone who reads this.
jereme:
fuck that. the bad boy pistons were bad ass mofos. isiah, joe d, rodman, and all the rest of em.
pr:
i agree with you. i dont care who’s fucking who. and i dont know what an entire community has to define themselves by who they’re fucking. i used to tutor students with disabilities at a private catholic university and the deaf community is the same way. they define themselves and the world by one of five senses. i know its different, but it just reminds me of that.
i love everyone who reads this.
jereme:
fuck that. the bad boy pistons were bad ass mofos. isiah, joe d, rodman, and all the rest of em.
barry,
you are funny. the one time in my life i enjoyed basketball and watched it was when the bad boy pistons were in full bloom.
lambere (sp?) was so dirty. i modeled my internet career after him.
barry,
you are funny. the one time in my life i enjoyed basketball and watched it was when the bad boy pistons were in full bloom.
lambere (sp?) was so dirty. i modeled my internet career after him.
very nice.
only problem with that is. look at lambere. people define him by drawing attention to his hacking the shit out of people. its never talk of. wow, lambere was a top notch defensemen, or an elite center, or a two time world champion. its always the hacking they mention.
you know what im saying.
very nice.
only problem with that is. look at lambere. people define him by drawing attention to his hacking the shit out of people. its never talk of. wow, lambere was a top notch defensemen, or an elite center, or a two time world champion. its always the hacking they mention.
you know what im saying.
but the beauty of lambere is he never cared about being remembered.
he wanted the team to win, made the others look even better and still got the pussy and championship rings.
people would specifically come to the games just to boo him. seats got filled
tickets sold.
you dig?
but the beauty of lambere is he never cared about being remembered.
he wanted the team to win, made the others look even better and still got the pussy and championship rings.
people would specifically come to the games just to boo him. seats got filled
tickets sold.
you dig?
any professional athlete who pretends they rather be remembered as a shit talking hack artist, rather then a great athlete and champion is full of shit. im not saying people do things to be remembered, but to pretend they dont care how they are remembered is ridiculous. everyone cares.
any professional athlete who pretends they rather be remembered as a shit talking hack artist, rather then a great athlete and champion is full of shit. im not saying people do things to be remembered, but to pretend they dont care how they are remembered is ridiculous. everyone cares.
barry,
to make absolutes is kind of silly. i know you don’t actually believe that
barry,
to make absolutes is kind of silly. i know you don’t actually believe that
this might be late to the game, but i’d like to point out that ken baumann is 19.
if i were the sort to make statements like ‘best yadda yadda under blench’…
lucky for ken i’m not
this might be late to the game, but i’d like to point out that ken baumann is 19.
if i were the sort to make statements like ‘best yadda yadda under blench’…
lucky for ken i’m not
ken is the best writer under 20, 23, 32, and 54
ken is the best writer under 20, 23, 32, and 54
ken is reincarnated though so he’s really like 453
sorry ken
ken is reincarnated though so he’s really like 453
sorry ken
I’m pretty sure Barry Graham just called me a dickhead and I never said a word against him. It took me a long ten or fifteen minutes to figure out what the fuck was going on here. I would just like to say fuck Barry Graham because I bought a chapbook from his paper hero press written by J. A. Tyler and it has not arrived at the UPS Store which is probably not their fault or his but I am pissed that it has not arrived because it’s true I’m about to go to the damn desert and I still haven’t gotten the book and I want the book and this is not slander this is just the truth of the matter so if anyone’s a dickhead it’s people who don’t send chapbooks people pay for. now bcak when I wrote a review of his shit he sent it mad quick and didn’t charge me and then I went ahead and sent you guys’ best friend mister Tao Lin, I sent him my copy of Kalbach’s friggin Zen and Chainsaws because Kalbach said he would send me a signed copy and that has not happened and generally the only person who has returned the chapbooks I sent them to get signed is Jimmy Chen everyone else is a bunch of liar facing fuckheads this includes Tao Lin. Right now this includes Tao Lin.
I guess I am the dickhead who gets dicked.
Oh well.
Whatever Barry.
I’m pretty sure Barry Graham just called me a dickhead and I never said a word against him. It took me a long ten or fifteen minutes to figure out what the fuck was going on here. I would just like to say fuck Barry Graham because I bought a chapbook from his paper hero press written by J. A. Tyler and it has not arrived at the UPS Store which is probably not their fault or his but I am pissed that it has not arrived because it’s true I’m about to go to the damn desert and I still haven’t gotten the book and I want the book and this is not slander this is just the truth of the matter so if anyone’s a dickhead it’s people who don’t send chapbooks people pay for. now bcak when I wrote a review of his shit he sent it mad quick and didn’t charge me and then I went ahead and sent you guys’ best friend mister Tao Lin, I sent him my copy of Kalbach’s friggin Zen and Chainsaws because Kalbach said he would send me a signed copy and that has not happened and generally the only person who has returned the chapbooks I sent them to get signed is Jimmy Chen everyone else is a bunch of liar facing fuckheads this includes Tao Lin. Right now this includes Tao Lin.
I guess I am the dickhead who gets dicked.
Oh well.
Whatever Barry.
ph madore, email me your address and i will send you a replacement
ryan.p.call@gmail.com
ph madore, email me your address and i will send you a replacement
ryan.p.call@gmail.com
the ‘replacement’ unfortunately will not be that exact chapbook (i misread, i thought you hadnt yet received Zen) – but i can send you a surpise package?
i dunno
whatever
the ‘replacement’ unfortunately will not be that exact chapbook (i misread, i thought you hadnt yet received Zen) – but i can send you a surpise package?
i dunno
whatever
this is the funniest thing i’ve read on html giant yet.
this is the funniest thing i’ve read on html giant yet.
No I think Drew will do it. I’m just annoyed that I’m being called a dickhead… I mean if you have stuff that’s good I haven’t read before, that would be cool…In return I will send a surprise package…
No I think Drew will do it. I’m just annoyed that I’m being called a dickhead… I mean if you have stuff that’s good I haven’t read before, that would be cool…In return I will send a surprise package…
I thought he was calling his brother a dickhead.
unless barry is your brother?
you have to be a little psycho i think to be a marine. there was this girl that lived by us when we were growing up who joined the marines. Their whole family was psycho.
are you 11B?
I thought he was calling his brother a dickhead.
unless barry is your brother?
you have to be a little psycho i think to be a marine. there was this girl that lived by us when we were growing up who joined the marines. Their whole family was psycho.
are you 11B?
Yes, guilty, Darby.
I think he was implying by proxy that I am “still a dickhead.”
That’s how I feel.
Yes, guilty, Darby.
I think he was implying by proxy that I am “still a dickhead.”
That’s how I feel.
barry has only said nice things about madore.
Jereme –
I think being out is important. i think hiding ones preference, even on something as silly as htmlgiant, is unhealthy. But I do get what you mean about defining oneself and how that can be limiting….i just know too many people who are still in the closet and its painful…its not good. gay is good. thats all i’m saying.
I passed out last night. but i didn’t get glass lodged in my foot. thank god. I’m going to run 5 miles now to get rid of my hangover. I love you all so much it hurts. i love kendra’s blog. it’s beautiful. make her post now.
barry has only said nice things about madore.
Jereme –
I think being out is important. i think hiding ones preference, even on something as silly as htmlgiant, is unhealthy. But I do get what you mean about defining oneself and how that can be limiting….i just know too many people who are still in the closet and its painful…its not good. gay is good. thats all i’m saying.
I passed out last night. but i didn’t get glass lodged in my foot. thank god. I’m going to run 5 miles now to get rid of my hangover. I love you all so much it hurts. i love kendra’s blog. it’s beautiful. make her post now.
i feel sorry for gary glitter. i think he’s fucked up and needs help. probably cause he was repressed…dont repress your love of dick or pussy…right?
i feel sorry for gary glitter. i think he’s fucked up and needs help. probably cause he was repressed…dont repress your love of dick or pussy…right?
i am the best smegma sniff currently in the state of lamps
i am the best smegma sniff currently in the state of lamps
pr,
i concur with part of what you are saying. perversion breeds out of oppression. anal sex is thought of as perverse because society has oppressed us into thinking that way (or eating asshole or whatever).
a dog does not feel shame when it mounts another dog. only us humans are so self important to think in such perverse terms. we are idiots.
i disagree with the being out part of what you said. yes be open with your sexuality. do not announce it though. it shouldn’t matter. i don’t go around saying ‘hi i’m jereme and i’m heterosexual’.
instead i hit on girls.
if you are a lesbian hit on girls openly. it will be obvious you are lesbian. same with the gays.
posting a comment of ‘i’m gay’ is bad form in my opinion. it’s defining yourself. your sexual preference shouldn’t matter.
i am done rambling. i am free of erection. these are my opinions.
pr,
i concur with part of what you are saying. perversion breeds out of oppression. anal sex is thought of as perverse because society has oppressed us into thinking that way (or eating asshole or whatever).
a dog does not feel shame when it mounts another dog. only us humans are so self important to think in such perverse terms. we are idiots.
i disagree with the being out part of what you said. yes be open with your sexuality. do not announce it though. it shouldn’t matter. i don’t go around saying ‘hi i’m jereme and i’m heterosexual’.
instead i hit on girls.
if you are a lesbian hit on girls openly. it will be obvious you are lesbian. same with the gays.
posting a comment of ‘i’m gay’ is bad form in my opinion. it’s defining yourself. your sexual preference shouldn’t matter.
i am done rambling. i am free of erection. these are my opinions.
i like your points. you are smart and probably righter than me. i am often wrong. now go hit on girls.
pr,
show me your boobs.
pr,
show me your boobs.
you said nice things about my boobs. i am therefore forever in your debt.
pr i was hitting on you.
did i make you upset with something i said? come on you can yell at me. it’s okay.
pr i was hitting on you.
did i make you upset with something i said? come on you can yell at me. it’s okay.
anal sex makes painful orgasm happy face
anal sex makes painful orgasm happy face
also, saying mean things about barry graham is something i don’t understand. he has the least ego of most of us. also, i have been called a dickhead. i am still standing.
also, saying mean things about barry graham is something i don’t understand. he has the least ego of most of us. also, i have been called a dickhead. i am still standing.
madore:
i didnt call you a dickhead. i actually said you were a cool mofo. where did you read i called you a dickhead?
i was talking about my brother who just got back from iraq. he’s a dickhead.
what are you talking about.
and also, you didnt mention that the copy you did receive of my chapbook and drew’s chapbook were FREE to you motherfucker. you didn even pay for them. and if you sent it to drew to sign and it hasnt gotten back to you yet, just shut the fuck up and be patient, he has other shit to do.
also, yes, you did order ja tyler’s chapbook. but if you read the site before you pre-ordered it, you would know that it isnt even out yet, the release date is december 15th and your copy will be in the mail december 15th, along with your free copy of howie good’s tomorrowland. thats 4 chapbooks and you paid 4 bucks so shut the fuck up.
madore:
i didnt call you a dickhead. i actually said you were a cool mofo. where did you read i called you a dickhead?
i was talking about my brother who just got back from iraq. he’s a dickhead.
what are you talking about.
and also, you didnt mention that the copy you did receive of my chapbook and drew’s chapbook were FREE to you motherfucker. you didn even pay for them. and if you sent it to drew to sign and it hasnt gotten back to you yet, just shut the fuck up and be patient, he has other shit to do.
also, yes, you did order ja tyler’s chapbook. but if you read the site before you pre-ordered it, you would know that it isnt even out yet, the release date is december 15th and your copy will be in the mail december 15th, along with your free copy of howie good’s tomorrowland. thats 4 chapbooks and you paid 4 bucks so shut the fuck up.
one more thing. i dont “imply anything by proxy” if i thought you were a dickhead i would have said you were a dickhead, but i dont. i think my brother is a dickhead, not because he was in the marines, but because he’s a fucking dickhead.
if you somehow interject my feelings towards my brother onto yourself then so be it, but i assure you that was never my intention.
one more thing. i dont “imply anything by proxy” if i thought you were a dickhead i would have said you were a dickhead, but i dont. i think my brother is a dickhead, not because he was in the marines, but because he’s a fucking dickhead.
if you somehow interject my feelings towards my brother onto yourself then so be it, but i assure you that was never my intention.
ah i knew i liked barry for a reason.
seriously, at least i get my facts correct when i start bitching and being mean.
madore is brain salt deficient maybe?
ah i knew i liked barry for a reason.
seriously, at least i get my facts correct when i start bitching and being mean.
madore is brain salt deficient maybe?
i dont think he’s brain deficient. he’s in the military doing his thing and he’s probably stressed the fuck out and i respect that.
and rereading the comment i can see why he took it the wrong way, perhaps thinking that i meant military members in general and thats what caused my dislike for my bro.
im not backpedaling i just understand his position.
i dont think he’s brain deficient. he’s in the military doing his thing and he’s probably stressed the fuck out and i respect that.
and rereading the comment i can see why he took it the wrong way, perhaps thinking that i meant military members in general and thats what caused my dislike for my bro.
im not backpedaling i just understand his position.
Hi Barry!!! I love you.
Hi Jereme! Jereme- you didn’t at all say anything that bothered me. Not at all. You rock.
barry you are so back peddling.
you and de la hoya on your bikes.
barry you are so back peddling.
you and de la hoya on your bikes.
de la hoya and i ride our bikes together every day.
we would invite you but oscar thinks you’re a puss.
de la hoya and i ride our bikes together every day.
we would invite you but oscar thinks you’re a puss.
i just couldnt come up with another rationalization for the whole bringing the brother into it. like, it seemed like rationalization. i kind of feel like digangi’s comment was out of line but anyone could see that anything said in response to ti would have led to something like this. i think. it’s one of the things i wouldn’t touch. and those are few…
i just couldnt come up with another rationalization for the whole bringing the brother into it. like, it seemed like rationalization. i kind of feel like digangi’s comment was out of line but anyone could see that anything said in response to ti would have led to something like this. i think. it’s one of the things i wouldn’t touch. and those are few…
i don’t think my response to his comment led to anything but you making assumptions and insulting my press. which is shitty on both counts.
nobody else gave it a second thought.
i don’t think my response to his comment led to anything but you making assumptions and insulting my press. which is shitty on both counts.
nobody else gave it a second thought.
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oh shit barry jumped off the bike and his jab looks crisp.
oh shit barry jumped off the bike and his jab looks crisp.