6 beer rules for writers i have known or been (with subtext)

1. if someone buys you a beer at a bar, buy them a beer soon-or-later (you slaw-cheeks fuck)

2. when you drop/dwell by my house and bring a 12 pack and then you have 1/or maybe 2 beer remainder in the 12 pack don’t take the 1/or maybe 2 beer remainder with you, leave it as a thank you (you lint-shuffler fuck)

3. why are you yipping about your own book while drunk/loose-lipped at a bar? (you cloud-hound fuck)

4. you didn’t tip the bartender?! whoa. we all noticed (you smart phone blue-haze fuck)

5. you may have visited my town, i might have even asked and glowed and paid you to visit, but that does not make me your babysitter (you donut-slusher/late night bailout caller fuck)

6. that is all, maybe (tonight)

Mean & Random / 6 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 10:28 pm

Typical htmlgiant comment being composed

Mean / 19 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 7:20 pm

CONTEST! My favorite line in Lost is when Sawyer walks up to Jack and Juliet mid-intense-conversation and says to them, “What yall doing, arguing about who’s your favorite Other?” In the spirit of that and mean, who is your favorite HTMLGiant troll, past or present? deadgod? MFBomb? mimi? Christopher Higgs? Mather Schneider? phmadore? What would your grandfather say if he met the troll? Winner gets to direct a bromantic comedy with the troll and any 3 of our contributors or frequent non-troll commenters.

Why We’re All Going to Die {Thirsty as Hell}

(and it won’t matter who can string together a pretty sentence)

Random / 35 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 6:09 pm

3 OOP BOOKS I READ RECENTLY AND LOVED


[Another not-mean post for mean-week. Sorry. I had part of this done before I realized it was mean week (duh) & wanna write about these books while they’re fresh in my head. Also, I might do this regularly because I am a major proponent of out of print books, who knows.]

I end up reading a lot of books that are out of print. Part of me feels like I do this to compensate for the fact that I no longer dedicate an excessive amount of energy to digging up & talking about lost films. Another part of me just always insists that the best shit is found by digging as deep as possible. I like looking for things, reading about lost things, and finding things that there’s not an abundance of discussion about. It makes me feel like I’m solving a mystery, and I get a major rush out of it.

I spend a lot of time combing through World Cat listings & requesting books & articles from inter-library loan networks. I also obsess over used-book meta-search engines. I also feel like, perhaps, that a lot of marginalized Other’s books end up out of print, so I sometimes tell myself that I can feel slightly empowered. This may or may not be ridiculous. Regardless, I’d like to talk about three out of print books that I recently read and enjoyed.

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I Like __ A Lot / 16 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 5:44 pm

This is pretty wicked: Why Doc Brown is the real villain of Back to the Future [via Matt Bell]

Fuck Tuesday and its fucking MEAN WEEK doldrums. Here: say something mean to me. UPDATE: Or about me. UPDATE 2: added the kitty fist bump since everyone’s going after my cat and MY CAT IS A WINNER!

Mean Shirts

Barrelhouse has some awesome but mean fucking tee shirts.

Mean / 20 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 5:05 pm

Learning to recognize the human is the job of Dr. Phil. The job of literature is not a job, and has nothing to do with recognition.

A Sorta Mean Review of Grease Stains etc

This morning I woke up early and read Mel Bosworth’s book, Grease Stains, Kismet and Maternal Wisdom. I read the Aqueous Books version, the original one. Apparently there was some sort of disagreement between the publisher and author, though, and Aqueous dropped it. It was quickly republished and is available again here for only $3.95. I thought I’d pan it for mean week, sorta.

The book is a quick read and a good story. The earnestness at the center is keen, the elation and vertigo and palpable excitement of infatuation. I understood the feeling from my own personal experience, so Bosworth’s accomplishment is how he draws that feeling out, how the writing comes together to remind me of that experience. READ MORE >

Author Spotlight & Mean / 11 Comments
October 26th, 2010 / 3:43 pm