January 2010

Contest winner/Annalemma call for submissions

by Chris Killen is the winner of HTMLGIANT & Annalemma’s “When Writers Get Off” contest. Congratulations Chris. Some notes from judge Chris Heavener of Annalemma:

First of all, yall should be ashamed of yourselves and your filthy, disgusting, brilliant minds.

Outstanding In the out-of-control category:
– Jesus’ Cum
– 1984 = Nineteen-tranny-whores
– The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Outstanding in the fucking hilarious category:
– Twats Heating Gilbert’s Grapes
– Leak, Mammory
– Dong of Solomon

Runner up: The Magic Mountin’

Winner: Finnegan’s Wank

Gives a new definition to masturbatory writing. Submit 250 words of this nasty novel and we’ll post on annalemma.net soon.

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Annalemma will be publishing a collaborative effort entitled “Finnegan’s Wank,” a work of fiction containing multiple accepted pieces. Each writer is to submit ~250 words; one submission per writer, and, as succinctly offered by Chris, “No furries.” This is a private venture, independent of HTMLGIANT’s influence, and will be moderated autonomously henceforth. Thanks for playing along.

Contests / 18 Comments
January 25th, 2010 / 2:06 pm

Author Spotlight & Reviews

GIANT Review: Mathias Svalina’s Destruction Myth

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Published by Cleveland State University. $15.95, 83 pages.

[NOTE: The author of this review discloses a high personal regard for the author of the book under consideration.]

The first forty-four of the poems in Mathias Svalina’s Destruction Myth are called “Creation Myth”—that’s all of them except the very last one, which happens to be the title poem. It would be easy enough, and also probably correct, to read deeply into the title, locate there the thematic and/or philosophical and/or theoretical matrix that centers and informs the work. One could go off on the whole thing about how all creation is in some sense a destructive act (even ex nihilo creation requires a rending of the nothingness that exists prior to thingness), or, better still, how even as creation is ongoing and ever-renewing, we can never escape the essential fact of destruction: the limitless variety of creation, for all its glory, can never not be overshadowed by the singular fact of destruction, the final and re-unifying change that awaits us all. But to be perfectly honest, I’d rather not get into it, because there are few things duller than diligent, well-intentioned exegesis, and a book as big-hearted and bonkers as this one deserves better.

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January 25th, 2010 / 12:31 pm

Collectors Of

Writer: What do you think about when placing stories or flashes or essays or poems or whatnot in a collection?

Order? Disorder? Intent?

Reader: How do you ingest a collection? Start to finish, left to right, top to bottom—blar!

Reader: A while back I was reading Drift and Swerve by Samuel Ligon and found myself intrigued by Nikki, a reappearing character. So I read all the Nikki stories first, then read the others.

Writer: Is a collection an album? Greatest hits, do you hear a single, does anyone remember the term concept?

Reader: This Richard Russo collection, it had a spectacular story, one, and the others…well.

Seems like you can crag in more tone shifts, more gnashes, poet. Can the prose writer do the same, or do these texts need to have some similarity?

You say hybrid, I say what?

Let’s bale these tendrillic texts, bathtub them, and call everything a novel! So clean!

OK.

Was just wondering. Etc.

Behind the Scenes & Craft Notes / 25 Comments
January 25th, 2010 / 11:25 am

This reminded me of Keyhole‘s handwritten issue: Stephen Lloyd Webber is looking for images of writers’ journal pages to launch his new literary magazine, Di Mezzo Il Mare. Send some snapshots if you’re interested.

Don’t forget this Thursday at 9 PM Eastern time marks the kickoff of our monthly online live reading series, Live Giants!, featuring Heather Christle, author of The Difficult Farm, live from her home in Atlanta. More info at RSVP at Facebook.

Burch Chapbook Winners

We were really blown away by the number of entries for the chapbook giveaway as well as the very interesting ways in which you take yourselves apart. Jereme, we would be inclined to answer your question with a question.  We thank everyone who entered.

Without further delay, Matt has carefully considered the entries, meditated, read some tea leaves and chosen his five favorites. If you’re one of these folks, e-mail me your address (roxane at pankmagazine dot com) and we’ll get the book in the mail to you early this week.

How the winners take themselves apart:

1. Teresa turns it up loud, takes an acidbath and gets sweaty.

2. Marco tears in with tongs and staple guns.

3. Bob follows the Way and does it ’til it’s done.

4. Cameron accomplishes it with panache, mustachioed.

5. Vaughan first undoes the leather.

Congratulations to you all and a big thanks to the anonymous donor who made this giveaway possible.

Contests / 4 Comments
January 24th, 2010 / 7:37 pm

Shya Scanlon’s much anticipated In This Alone Impulse is now available for preorder from Noemi Press. “If Gertrude Stein ran track for Mineola Prep, she’d text these alert, convival poems from the team bus.” — Joyelle McSweeney

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To mumble, to shout

“Reading remains inseparable from… labial mimeticism and its vocal activity – there are texts that should only be murmured or whispered, others that we ought to be able to shout or beat time to.” -Georges Perec

(I only put up the photo because it’s irresistible!)

Power Quote / 22 Comments
January 24th, 2010 / 4:59 pm

Random & Reviews

Lazy Sunday Web Trawl

Yesterday I quoted Rehttp://www.freewebs.com/calvin_hobbes_home/comic800.jpebecca West’s 1914 essay, “The Duty of Harsh Criticism,” which was recently republished by–and, they say, will serve as the guiding principles of–The New Republic‘s new longform web literary review, The Book. The site is already packed with stuff, and you can expect to hear more about them from me in the future, but here are some starting-points for you: Isaac Chotiner explains the purpose and ethos of The Book; Michael Kimmage considers The Conservative Turn: Lionel Trilling, Whittaker Chambers, and the Lessons of Anti-Communism; Leon Wieseltier on the new Philip Roth; Tom Bissell on Elizabeth Fraterrigo’s book about Playboy; and a TNR Classic: Edmund Wilson’s “Meditations on Dostoyevsky.

Did you know that Believer editor Andrew Leland keeps a blog? Well, since the predictive text function on this blogger page seems to remember the address I just typed into the link-maker, maybe the answer is yes. But whether you’ve been there before or not, the real question, as I see it, is have you been there lately? Don’t miss “Pure Gesture,” a recent poem, or “acting bonkers is a calmative,” which is actually from late ’08 but so?

The Guardian has an interview with Sir Frank Kermode.

Neil Genzlinger, the Times critic who last week made me so angry I held a porn contest in his name [UPDATE: and later deleted, out of a belated and therefore probably worthless attack of the common decencies, but still], is in the Book Review this weekend, considering David Thomson’s book about the significance of Psycho. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Genzlinger comes out against significance. Elsewhere in (Electric) Gray Ladyland, Jay McInerney is unimpressed by the new Joshua Ferris, Motoko Rich has an interesting piece on Kindle books that become “best-sellers” because they are being given away for free, and there’s a huge profile of Army of One (plus a handful of “co-writers” and three full-time Little, Brown employees) James Patterson.

And last but not least (except probably it is, in fact, least), Sydney [Australia] Morning Herald food critic Simon Webster uses my “Anonymous book review” piece from the most recent Believer to frame a piece of his own about restaurant reviewing. How cool is that? Webster imagines that if restaurant reviewers ate their meals without the narrative context of the restaurant/owner/hype/etc itself, “the Sydney restaurant scene would be turned on its head.” Which is what I’ve been saying it needs for years now! But seriously, thanks for the notice, Simon–it’s glad to know you, and cheers!

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January 24th, 2010 / 3:10 pm

Sunday Service

Gregory Sherl Poem

The Oregon Trail is a Chinese Restaurant on Christmas Eve

From Independence it’s a shit ton of miles
to the Kansas River crossing.

Child #1, Christopher, has a broken leg.
Christopher is sad he has a broken leg.
He’s like Shit, my leg hurts something awful.
He’s like Shit shit shit.

We ford the river but the river’s too deep.
We ford the river & you’re like Why
the fuck are we fording the river?

The oxen can’t breathe. The oxen can’t
breathe under water. They’re chewing
their tongues off trying to breathe.
Wendy, child #2, her face is a waterfall.

Christopher is vomiting from a fever.
He’s vomiting all over Wendy’s grave.

On the seventh day God rested.
Christopher has died of dysentery.

Gregory Sherl’s poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in New York Quarterly, Gargoyle, Columbia Poetry Review, NOÖ Journal, and PANK. He currently lives in Virginia and blogs at http://gregorysherl.blogspot.com/.